Dan Mckenna

Try not to peek into politics as much anymore, but the WASPI decision is a disgrace! I get that it’s expensive, I get that taxpayers will foot the bill, but it’s exactly the type of thing I want my taxes to pay for!

Man City docking themselves their own points is an interesting legal strategy 😂

Maybe arsenal aren’t that good at corners and United are just crap 😂

Absolutely warra

The only player not starting is the one I wanted not to start 😁😂

I believe the saying is “fallen off a cliff”

-8 taken for Salah, Pedro and Cunha. Apologies in advance to all owners!

In a customs queue in Paris airport that’s taking forever and a woman loudly announces she’ll be taking the Eurostar next time “WE CANT DO BUSINESS LIKE THIS!” 😂

I’m sure the airlines will survive without you ma’am 😂

If you haven’t already, try 111. I couldn’t get a gp appointment, rang 111 and they had access to “unreleased” appointments and I got one that day

They did that for David Coote

Southampton trying to play out from the back

Case.in.point!

First time watching Southampton live this season and it’s terrifying - they are never more than one pass away from conceding!

Watching the game begging Liverpool not to pass to their best player and cursing everytime they do 😂

The mystery chip better be a time-machine to start the season again

#ManCity have conceded 14 goals in their last five games

😆😁

I don't own Salah

Henderson on my bench saving a pen from Tielemans who I have in Fantrax 🙃 I remember that feeling of hope I had a few hours ago 😂

Spending the day watching all the players I don't have do the points 🙃

I checked my Sanchez CS too soon, I’m sorry everyone

I upgraded to TNT sports to watch the game too - i deserve this 😅

Why did I have to open my mouth 😂

a man in an apron is standing in a kitchen and saying i don t get nervous ALT: a man in an apron is standing in a kitchen and saying i don t get nervous

Palmer… please

Don’t want to jinx it as a palmer captainer but this could be a demolition by Chelsea - attack vs defence training

Did not realise how ugly next week was! 2.5m in the bank, 1FT and not a clue where to start!

LINE-UPS | #LEICHE

🦊 LEI: Hermansen, Justin, Faes, Okoli, Kristiansen, Soumaré, Ndidi, McAteer, Winks, El Khannous, Vardy

🧿 CHE: Sánchez, Badiashile, Fofana, Colwill, Cucurella, Caicedo, Fernández, Madueke, Palmer, Félix, Jackson

#FPL

Huge Cajones with Isak! But at least you can tell yourself sweet lies all weekend about how Isak will save your gameweek Monday 😅 you’ll have hope until the last second!