Risk ❌👑

When can we take the Nazi hunters out of mothballs?

<insert “you and me both” meme>

For anyone without 3 Arsenal, I like a Gyokeres punt. Kai back in the squad has been very good for his game. Finally getting fed the ball in dangerous areas.

He’s still not consistently high enough up the pitch in transition which leads to some frustrating moments, but there are green shoots there.

😂🤣😂

I cannot see a world where I go one more week without Rogers.

give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK

The title race is on because there’s one less week for City to close a 6-point gap.

Why not give a red for attempted DOGSO but still give the goal because it's a clear advantage? And yellow for Haaland's obvious foul.

They're making it all up anyways.

And so I remain mired at 700k.

"IF YOU OFFLOAD YOUR CREATIVE & CRITICAL CAPACITIES IN EXCHANGE FOR CONVENIENCE, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL HAVE LEFT TO OFFER THE PREVAILING SOCIAL ORDER IS YOUR OBEDIENCEL"

taps sign

A funeral

He’s the Pablo Picasso of the dark arts.

This made me laugh, particularly because I’ve experienced it from both perspectives.

Fuck, that’s grim.

This is why I have both.

Lovely team. Good problem to have.

Slight green arrow atm

Argh. This sucks because there are some really great writers on Substack who are not Nazis. But good to know and quote tweeting to raise awareness.

If you’re willing to share, I’d love to have your plan / actual route day-by-day.

Love this. I’ve been eyeing the Walker’s Haute Route for this summer, but this is somewhere between 2-3 on my to-do list.

Aced this bench. 💪🏼

Of course, wait for tomorrow, but him or Chalobah for me.

A large CAVA bag stuffed with what it says is $50,000 for White House Border Czar Tom Homan.

It’s been reported Homan took bribery money when he was recorded by the FBI accepting a bag full of $50,000 in cash.

“ICE GTFO OF MN”

Minneapolis February 4, 2026

What’s your purchase price for Semenyo?

I’m in the same camp. We don’t need to anoint him as the second coming of Cruyff or take anything away from the back bone of the club to say he’s done a helluva job. More experienced managers have faired far worse.

Having the view that a yellow was harsh is some real aggro shit

On the charge.

Go get ‘em, Dan!

Brian Brobbey is clutching and grabbing with the confidence of a man who feels the referee wouldn't possibly send him off.