The girls are fightinnggggg
June and I had an idea for a bumper sticker and now it exists in real life
asking my boyfriend if this is Khan
Upsetting my boyfriend by asking if Voltron is just Star Trek for kids
Materializing nude from a bolt of lightning in 2005 to show my younger self this image
This is why Texas should secede, we used to be a real country
They really do wake up every day and put on their clown shoes
This one is my favorite, two people died
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crash_a...
I will not search I will not search I will not search, god grant me the serenity
Logging on, do I need to know what the woke ginger is or can I skip it
Have we considered widening?
and my son Guitar Solo from The Chain by Fleetwood Mac
hi this is my daughter The Chain by Fleetwood Mac
Absolutely not
WUT IS THIS
Egypt (north) and Egypt (south)
me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers
Alert Alert Alert
this looks like a fucking cartoon
Idiot plot
If the Dems who win in the 2026 midterms get squeamish about prosecuting this administration, we'll need to elect a bunch of new people running on Nuremberg shit for 2028. This isn't a joke. It's the law. It's justice. Biden let Trump back in the WH and this happened because Joe didn't do his job
@wyden.senate.gov @jeff-merkley.bsky.social
i don't give a rip who the CEO is i will use this website until the day it shows me one single advertisement and then none of you will ever see me again
About to ascend
The people demand a Fleetwood Mac emoji
Lake Peigneur is a good one
Human Pet Guy hits it out of the park again
