Jasper

Any vegetable juice drinkers in the timeline?

#ItDOESTasteGoodYoureJustWrong

Thank you!

HEY I'm back hope everyone is doing well and is safe

Someone must not be BELIEVINGGGGGG

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a missing tooth

HI I HAVE AN ABCESS IN MULTIPLE TEETH THATS GIVING ME BRAIN DAMAGE AND I CANNOT EAT FOOD OR HAVE SEX, ALONG WITH HAVING HEART PALPITATIONS AND BLOOD PRESSURE PROBLEMS, I CANT AFFORD A DENTIST OR A HOSPITAL, I’M IN DESPERATE NEED OF HELP

DO NOT IGNORE

I AM SCARED I WILL DIE www.paypal.me/sowidsnake

Absolutely! And definitely so, I agree.

Oh that’s good to hear lol

Ohh I see. I might’ve heard of that sorta alcohol before! And lmao I’m sure it was good. 😄

*Peter proceeds to throw the can onto the ground as he grits his teeth in anger*

*cue that sing songy commercial choir that happens sometimes in cutaways*

🎶“Near beer! It-Is-Only-Bit-ter!”🎶

“Oh this is more disappointing than the time I tried near beer”

*cutaway to Peter cracking open a can of near beer and sipping it*

“This sucks! I can’t even get wasted on this!”

LOL I guess not huh
There has to be a near beer joke in Family Guy by now right? If not there’ll surely be one. Something that involves Peter probably lolll

Oh I see.. How is the sandwich? I hope it’s good at least..

Oh no I’m so sorry to hear that :( I hope you’re able to share Thanksgiving with some loved ones again, starting this year

LOLL well perhaps it *is* I Seth, trying to blend in! Get people off my trail! Who’d guess I’d be Jasper, a character “I” haven’t played in a long while!

Yeah, that’s definitely the case 😆

But, so sadly I don’t know the cheap they have restaurants *yet* but surely I will find out lmao

The one I had tonight is “Dark and Gourdy”. A now sold out Autumn themed near-beer. It even had pumpkin spice in it! Luckily they do still have their other Autumn near beer available lol. Apparently some of their stuff, including the Dark and Gourdy, are only available online, as I read on Reddit.

I did try Guinness 0.0 last year, but I didn’t like it then due to how bitter it was. Just tonight I had another dark non-alcoholic beer and quite enjoyed it! The brand I’ve been really getting into lately is “Athletic Brewing Co”.

Oh that’s interesting! I’ll have to try it!

I’m actually quite inexperienced when it comes to alcoholic *and* non-alcoholic beverages lol, but I’m getting there!

If you're a noted person, could you perhaps post something AND as Mark Hamill did, corroborate your account by posting the handle on your Instagram? Just a polite request so we don't end up following an imposter.

That would be so much appreciated!

Confusing stuff for sure..

Yeah fair point! And yes, it’ll certainly all get figured out eventually. And that is sad yeah. I agree!

Oh that’s awesome to hear thank you! He may just be my favorite Family Guy character!

Jasper spotted!! 🎉

Sadly true.

HAHA I vote yes for that one!

But yeah you’re right.. I’m sure it’ll get sorted eventually

Drinking non-alcoholic beer is awesome #awesome

I am TRYING ceej.

Headache headache go away, I don’t want you any day ⛈️⛈️

Oh I see yeah! And that one has a lot of followers too..

Ohh thank you! I think I saw the account before but wasn’t sure. That’d be cool if it’s him!

I’m still in bed actually

Same

*sound
Lol