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I wanna start using PA slang even tho I am not from there. Call it a buyinz.

#yinzer #PA #Pittsburgh #slang #yinz #chipchopham #dippyeggs

@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social I may be completely unoriginal here but I started envisioning #AreaX as if it were an anime or anime-esque (vis-à-vis Scavenger’s Reign) and started getting legitimately excited. You think it could ever happen?

Where my #Borderlands fans at? Is Elon not just IRL Handsome Jack!? Fuck.

#videogames #megalomaniac #Borderlands2 #fps #politics #BL2 #hyperion #tesla

Oh ya, follow my other account to keep up on my forging shenanigans. The iron kind, not the legal document kind… yet… @steelbymax.bsky.social

Man armadillos are such sleepers for coolest animals.

So many of my fellow social workers are freaking out and rightfully so. Enough with the self-care bullshit we need to organize.

#solidarity #Unionize #OrganizeNow #CollectiveBargaining #FairPay #SocialWork #SocialWorker #fuckfascism

I really hope more of the brands and bands i follow show up here because I hate having IG.

Y’all, I’m tired.

Nazi Saluting Elon Musk Sees Spike in Approval Rating Amongst School Shooters Elon Musk’s double Nazi salute during today’s inauguration parade led to a tidal wave of approval amongst the nation’s potential school shooters.

Nazi Saluting Elon Musk Sees Spike in Approval Rating Amongst School Shooters

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My dog hates when I am in the kitchen for some reason. I don’t think my cooking is THAT bad.

Oh you’ve gotta, especially if your whimsy reserves are low!

Also, don’t get me wrong, the heron is a grand slam. Just the Baron as a pinch hit, to extend the baseball metaphor.

Listening to the talkin bout re:animated movies and for Ghibli movies, how did we overlook @bransonreese.bsky.social as the Baron from the Cat Returns!? @rudetales.bsky.social @whirringblender.bsky.social @jplepore.bsky.social

@zareen.bsky.social

Deleted one of my twitters. The other is my music one so idk.

Looking good sir!! 🇺🇸

Listening to Kamala, I keep yelling YAS AUNTIE

Hear me out: the Pentatonics do the Mortal Kombat song.
#coversong #thepentatonics #mortalkombat #games #fighting #90s

Happy Bday to @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social to celebrate try writing cryptic menacing messages down your favorite fire escape stairwell.

Sorta forgot I had this. I’ve had so many clever thoughts that have gone un-uh… skied?

@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social just got the signed copy of Borne for my wife’s birthday and she loves it! Thank you so much!!

Resident goblin stole someone else’s food, chewed on it, spit it back on the plate and other kid came up and ate it. Children are ungovernable. #socialwork #schoolsocialwork

Gave one of my students a shoutout for working hard to control his anger. Next day he flips a table and calls his teacher a fucking bitch 🙃 #socialwork #schoolsocialwork

Gotta love when your little kiddos sneeze right into the kinetic sand. Twice. #schoolsocialworker #socialwork

@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social are you much of a gamer? I am playing Citizen Sleeper right now, and I feel like it would be something you would really dig into. I’m only a few minutes in and the prose alone has me hooked.

I’m getting texts from out of state politicians begging me for money. Sorry Rep McGorckgle from SD’s 14th district, until you and the rest of the dems stop bailing out cooperations, letting them get away with corruption, and letting wages stagnate for literal decades I’m not “chipping in”.