Well fuckity doo da day to you too
Apparently I don’t have friends 😂
…I mean I knew that already but this just kills the illusion
Soooo what’s happening over here?
This cold shit is for the birds. Then again exploding trees
Sweet. Remembered my password.
BOOOOOOBS!
That’s it, carry on bout your day.
Hey, you. Yea that’s right you. C’mere I gotta tell ya something.
….it be great if you uhhh….
….shut up.
Will do. Well in this case if I ever not see you post.
Someone take me out back and tell me about the farm just like George did with Lenny.
Damn right super young
I had something really insightful and endearing to post. Like it was literally going to change your life and change it for the better…
….but I forgot it…
..This is just a tribute
The west is on fire
The east is freezing
The fuck is happening in the middle?
It is currently 2°
Pumpernickel
Worse safe word ever
Given the look of my new vehicle…. I kinda need this.
I like smokin' pot a lot
I like gettin' stoned alone
I like vapin' weed indeed
I think edibles are incredible
I sure love them gummy bears
Hemp shampoo for my curly hair
……….
Finish the lyrics and we can be friends.
Uhh are my California people ok?
This here will be my swan song
🤔 wonder when I got on the shit list.
Yea, but it’s not lookin to make up for the drought. It’s looking to turn everything into an ice rink.
GAME ON
Scarface is a Christmas movie. Tony Montana diving face first into all those snow piles.
Prove me wrong
I don’t need to do much, people weed themselves out
🤔 the dumpster fire I work for had an actual dumpster fire Wednesday before thanksgiving.
That’s what the kids call “meta” right?
A dumpster fire having a literal dumpster fire?
…well that’s $645 I don’t have 😫
Know what I miss bout Twitter? Not a damn thing 🤣
Halloween this year was another success. This however was the only picture where I had everything.
Which system?
N64
Hold L button, C up, C down, C up, B, A
GameCube
L trigger, R trigger, X, X, Y, A, B
Wii
While selecting Samus move your hand in a jerking motion.
Wii-U
No one cared enough to find out
Switch
No cheat, it’s her 3rd option for costumes.
Yes
I don’t send many emails at work. They frown when I make remarks like, “I know reading is tough but have you tried not being completely helpless?” Or “Due to lack of brain capacity all emails from this address will be marked as not my problem”
Bunch of squares.
What’s to understand? You people always do goofy shit that makes no sense.
