Emmett

Emmett

@offeldotter.bsky.social

chicago dipshit with tboy swag

56 Followers 22 Following 14 Posts Joined Jun 2023
1 year ago
Snow falls heavily under a streetlight

It’s snowing in Logan Square! #ilwx

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1 year ago

omg that’s me

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2 years ago

obviously it worked. everyone say congratulations @slimelevel.bsky.social

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2 years ago

just curated an hour long playlist of T-Pain songs for gf to give her strength while fighting the guardian ape in sekiro

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2 years ago
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updating my ancient laptop tonight. only 739 million hours left :)

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2 years ago
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i lost at mud wrestling but won at having fun with my friends

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2 years ago

olive on Shaggy’s voice: “to me, that’s not a guy, that’s an instrument”

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2 years ago
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bad news guys

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2 years ago

today he came in and told my coworker that he NEEDS to watch talladega nights and started quoting his favorite lines

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2 years ago

i have this one customer who is an adult man with 7 children and he had his mind absolutely blown open by watching They Live recently

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2 years ago

hot and cool trans people hit my line

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2 years ago

the submarine thing has been my superbowl event of 2023. counting down the hours like it’s new year’s eve

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2 years ago

damn u can’t post videos in this bitch?

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2 years ago

ah fuck they found me too

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2 years ago

damn how’d they find you

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