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US born, UK raised dual national. Bartender, music geek, politically left, often sarcastic. He/Him. @cornballreturns on the other place

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Nate Silver: "The REAL problem is the people that think I'm full of shit."

02.09.2025 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ozzy Osborne at the gates of Heaven

Ozzy Osborne at the gates of Heaven

23.07.2025 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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23.07.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not.
Coronavirus ID 2019= Covid19

23.07.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Although, many years ago, I did work as a kitchen porter & there was 1 particular chef....

23.07.2025 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is off subject if, like Nancy, you don't want to talk about that kind thing. I wonder how many people she knows on the list.

23.07.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RIP Ozzy.
A life to be celebrated, not mourned.

Also....RIP Satan's drug stash.

22.07.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All that being said, 'Godzilla vs MechaHitler' is the movie we never knew we needed.

18.07.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A quote by Casey Newton: โ€œThe number of crazy things that happen at this company over a two-week period are truly staggering.โ€

A quote by Casey Newton: โ€œThe number of crazy things that happen at this company over a two-week period are truly staggering.โ€

Elon Musk's X hit Grok bottom this week. Our "Hard Fork" hosts discuss the company's many recent controversies, including having to apologize after its Grok chatbot began praising Adolf Hitler, making antisemitic comments, and referring to itself as MechaHitler. https://trib.al/Q6NbxPv

18.07.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 107    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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๐Ÿ“š Another reason to love
NYC ~ Stronger Together ๐Ÿ“š

11.07.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1346    ๐Ÿ” 503    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26
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Any time Israel bombs another of it's near neighbours, the first thing I check is Netanyahu's corruption trial.

17.07.2025 10:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Jerusalem Post headline "Netanyahu's trials ends early due to IDF strikes in Syria"

Jerusalem Post headline "Netanyahu's trials ends early due to IDF strikes in Syria"

I wonder why....๐Ÿค”

17.07.2025 10:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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For those who like a bit of morning wood(pecker).

13.07.2025 09:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Owen Jones: if i said "puppies should be shot in the streets" you would justifiably be horrified

Zionist scumbags: Owen Jones just said "puppies should be shot in the streets", how horrifying.

08.07.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 189    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a feeling that they may have thought of that. Once they are detained in the prison camps, they can be made to work for free.

08.07.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is, possibly, the least surprising thing they could do. Say what you want about FIFA but they know how to do their corruption properly. Real professionals.

08.07.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be fair, he also went on vacation when they were freezing & had no power. When it comes to disaster management style, he is consistent in his approach(or retreat, depending on how you look at it).

08.07.2025 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DEALER: A Jack. You lose.

BRITNEY: Oops....

08.07.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of football(soccer) manager, David Moyes

Photo of football(soccer) manager, David Moyes

Photo of Kremlin spokesman, Dmitry Peskov

Photo of Kremlin spokesman, Dmitry Peskov

Random thought of the day....

Kremlin spokesman, Dmitry Peskov looks a bit like Everton manager, David Moyes.

08.07.2025 12:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And after the leper had been healed, Jesus said "Rest now but be not late paying the bill or I shall sendeth the boys around for a visit."

30.06.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

True but, in trying times, keeping a sense of humour is also important.
Anger & outrage can easily turn into despair without the occasional laugh.

30.06.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Saw this one as well.

29.06.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Smells like a potential defamation suit to me.

29.06.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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On the Arsenio Hall Show, Macho Man Randy Savage had a GREAT answer to the question if he ever cried.

Happy Men's Mental Health Awareness Month.

28.06.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5710    ๐Ÿ” 1233    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 134    ๐Ÿ“Œ 115
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Always a favourite...

29.06.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An excuse to spend 4th July somewhere he's less likely to get protested?

27.06.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Environmental groups sue to block migrant detention center rising in Florida Everglades Environmental groups filed a federal lawsuit to block a migrant detention center being built on an airstrip in the heart of the Florida Everglades.

BREAKING: Environmental groups sue to block migrant detention center being built in the Florida Everglades.

27.06.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 623    ๐Ÿ” 167    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

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