Sir Michael Take CBE

The new Liz Truss Show, EVERY Friday on GB Noise!
Will Liz trickle down live on air? 😬
Will she show us her pie, or maybe her wet lettuce?
Will Kwasi pop along & boast about his economic growth?
Could there be live fracking on air? 😳
Tune in & find out!
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Here’s Albert Steptoe MP stating what would be called ‘The bloody obvious.’

He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed is he? 🥹

Ha Ha Nigel!
We’re gradually taking over your party from within:
Danny Kruger
Jonathan Gullis
Nadine Dorries.
By the time of the next election WE will be in charge of your party old boy.
And you’ll be stuck in Clacton unable to stop us.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (evil, sniggering laugh.)😝

Jonathan Gullis has defected to Reform.
What a coup for them!
Jonathan will add:
Hair
Grunts
An odour of hay
An itchy hole
Fungi
Wrinkled shirts
Porridge
Jizz
Conker hairs
Squirrel food
And damp patches wherever he sits.
He truly will be a great asset.
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I preferred it when Rod Stewart sung
lovely songs such as ‘Sailing,’
‘Mull of Kintyre’ and ‘Margaret May.’
Now he’s become all radicalised, wallpapering his rooms in animal skin and sending back his gongs.
😬

It’s my birthday!
Bunty has given me breakfast in bed allowing me to smear jam on her croissants.
Later on Jill in the village shop is giving me a taste of her Lemon drizzle.
Then Bunty & I will settle down & watch our DVD of Liz Truss’s greatest moments! 🥳

Nigel Farage…
A fascist and racist during his schooldays?
I just don’t believe it!

First Post Budget Poll:

➡️REF – 1% (-12)
🔵CON – 42% (+2)
🟢GRN – 8% (+1)
🔴LAB – 12% (-)
🟠LD – 11% (-)
🏏LBW -3% (+1)
🍆VD - 8% (-3)
😆LOL - 6% (+2)
🛒VAT - 20% (-)
👨‍🦳OAP - 5% (-2)
🤕 DIY - 4% (-)

Conservatives to form the next government with 436 seats in Parliament.
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Rachel Reeves.
With regard to your budget, please listen to Hilary from our village. She’s married to Roger & sings soprano in the church choir.
People aren’t bothered about the minimum wage or income tax.
They want a return to good old fashioned Quality Street!
DO SOMETHING!
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‘You, Boy!
Go and racially abuse everybody you meet
…but not in a hurtful or insulting way!’

I’m worried about Richard, the supposed Reform candidate in some council by election or other in Lincolnshire.
Look at the faraway look in his eyes.
The sadness.
The furrowed brow.
The dull listlessness…😔

Is he being held hostage against his will by Andrea Jenkyns?
😱

Bunty & I are going on our annual cruise. We’re off to The Chagos Islands!
Ship’s Entertainment Director Phillip Schofield is spoiling us:
Free Wine & Skunk tasting.
Music from Carol F*cker & T’Cau.
And Mike Graham’s talks on how to grow concrete.
See you back here in a week!☀️

Children’s TV nowadays?
‘Sooty, Sweep & Robby’ is my 4 year old granddaughter’s favourite programme.
She loves Sooty’s magic tricks, Sweep’s stupid jokes and Robby’s really silly speeches.
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Just in from SmallTalk TV.
Proving that poor old Mike, using his own legendary words, is:
‘Plank of the Week!’
🥳✔️

At least when The Conservatives were in power you weren’t getting party discontent & changes of leadership all the time.
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A woman who lives in Dubai & never actually watches the BBC tells us who should be its next Director General.😳
She then tells us who should be chief of an NHS she never uses. Not only that, she comments about Govt. departments that don’t actually govern her!

SmallTalk TV! 😂

Tim Davie ex BBC Director General is a woke, liberal chai latte drinking socialist who promotes subversive politics. He deserves his sacking!

What?
He’s a Tory?😳

He was ex chair of Hammersmith & Fulham Conservative Party?
Reinstate him NOW!
The BBC needs people of his calbre!

#RemembranceDay
Love this photo of two of our greatest PMs at the Cenotaph today.
Boris looks trim, fit and very much in good health.
Liz Truss looks as though she’s had a lot of pork recently and might be trickling down for the nation again.
God bless them both!
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Pray for Joey Barton tonight.
This gentle tiny chap is much loved.
Underneath that tough slightly pimply exterior lies a man with a small pecker & an odour of Bovril.
He will be kicking himself tonight,studs up of course.
He is truly tolerant but in a sort of intolerant way.
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The annual harvest for Michael Fabricant’s hair has just begun in Gloucestershire today.

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#RachelReeves
Yes Prits!
Apart from cocking up Covid,
Implementing Brexit,
Partying whilst people died,
Cutting local Govt funding by 40%,
Running down public services
And increasing levels of poverty.
We Conservatives were NEVER business bashing, job destroying or law breaking!

We had the lovely Carol Fucker around for tea.
She’s the singer with 80’s band T’Cau.
After some cake she said I was a total c*nt.
She called the vicar a twat & told Bunty to go f*ck herself.
She left blaming Ramrod our lab for the rise of knife crime in the UK.
We adored her!🥺

Ladies and gentlemen.
I present to you:
Mr Lee Anderson MP dressed up as a warlock, bleeding from his head, making serious political comment on GB News.
I feel as though I need say no more…
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Andrew’ punishment?
To live in a 5 bedroom farmhouse on the Sandringham estate.
But what about this lass?
Sarah Ferguson is a loyal,modest & caring mum respected by all.
What is she supposed to do, poor love?
Surely Charles MUST find her at least a 4 bedroom farmhouse to live in?

We had a Halloween party on the village green for the children yesterday
Bunty came as Carole Malone.
She screeched about migrants whilst pointing her pen at people.
Everyone said it was the most horrific thing they’d seen since Cliff cut his finger in the pub slicing lemon.
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Baroness Bra Michelle Mone mocked after reposting fake praise of her and hubby MICHELLE Mone has been mocked online after sharing a gushing post about herself – from a fake account. The bra tycoon, 54, reposted a message from a parody account on X/ Twitter using the han…

How very dare The Sun describe me as a ‘fake platform.’ My dear wife Bunty is extremely upset and is already hitting the sherry…🥺

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Michelle Mone savagely mocked after resharing fake post praising her and husband The Scots businesswoman reshared a gushing tweet about herself from a parody account

I’m apparently hot news North of the border. Michelle, Lang may yer lum reek! 😊

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