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I don't think it's stuck up, I'm going to distant worlds in April. There's rules for it for a reason.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks at Green in confusion, as Green is covered in pink hair rollers. Green: I'm going to find out what I'd look like with curls! Blue sits down to wait as Green leaves the room. Green: It's time to take the rollers out! Blue sits with the most neutral expression possible as Green returns, as a fluffy cloud of uncontrollable curls. With miraculous self-discipline, Blue manages to keep his expression neutral, while Green frowns at him. Blue: Requesting permission to laugh hysterically. Green: Request denied.

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root beer barbarian

When your boyfriend outweighs you by a few hundred pounds, he gets to decide when you've had enough.

I play music anytime I don't know what to do and if I get a tip then I do the worst possible thing first.

I clutch my pearls.

For some reason i feel this is aboht magic and it is and I am so sorry... it doesn't get better. Please try proxies. Save yourself the heartache.

Hugs.

Yearly turkey day Vonzent doodle

Many tasty pumpkin pie 🥧

#vonzentart

♥️

A sketch of a fat wolf that reads ‘I’m never eating again’ ‘Oh ham..’

A drawing from 2016 which feels relevant for my American friends today

sometimes the hottest thing you can do is try to say “cum in me daddy” and fail
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I literally need to replace parts soon too bc I'm due.

I am so sick of this matrix I swear to gay.

It got me too, but also knowing one of my favorite ffxiv characters was singing made me giggle so much.

So true bestie

👴👨👦

I will also be crying, but that's to be expected. I'm soft. uwu Haven't even finished The Summer Hikaru Died.

Ill take it

He sure loves his coffee. ☕️

I need to know for science if i can fit you and my partner, it's critical. 😂

If you see this, post your get away vehicle.

‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”

Looking back at what Predator: Badlands has going for it as far as tropes, I realize now, it's camp! It's camp and I love it. Cause wdym he defied his parent/clan to be exactly who he is and still slay??? WHAT!? That's actually so queer coded and awesome, I recommend seeing it again.

One of my favorite quotes this year is definitely "you give up too easily!" And then completely do the thing in the most extra way ever. That's the kind of energy I try to bring every day.