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@certando.bsky.social

he/him - 24 purple dog, so crazy

8 Followers  |  9 Following  |  15 Posts  |  Joined: 19.10.2023  |  1.3682

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EXCUSE

06.08.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2279    πŸ” 528    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 6

sorry not in the mood for mexican food rn i mexican't

02.08.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dude
the wheel alignment shop i'm at uses the talking ben phone ringtone
i heard him pick up the phone in my head am i cooked?

11.07.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got fleas today
I really am a dog lmao

05.07.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why he swirly tho
looks good :3

28.06.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not done dreaming yet...
until next year furality :3

12.06.2025 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A dream, or a nightmare? You decide.

See you there~

#FuralitySomna

Credit to @bardicrj.com for the video <3

29.01.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

I have an announcement:
bustin makes me feel good
that is all, keep scrolling

28.04.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i don't like to vent unless i absolutely have to but i just heard someone order a box combo with no toast extra slaw and i don't think i'll ever recover from this

thanks for that random stranger

09.04.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how to cure hard trance addiction?
shit gets my tail wagging ngl

28.03.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ATTENTION FELLOW DOGS:
drive a prius, save a tree
can't pee on tree if no tree left

20.03.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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RAZCANINE AVATAR GIVEAWAY!!!

I'll be gifting 3 RazCanine on Bluesky and 3 Twitter!

To participate all you have to do is like, follow and repost!

The winners will be chosen Thursday just before the release! You are welcome to participate on both platforms!

25.02.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 351    πŸ” 206    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 0

wrrrf! wroof wrrraf... arf arf :3

translation:
finally having a valentine's day where I'm not sad because self confidence is on the rise and I know I'll get my first valentine one of these years if I keep being me :3

14.02.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

learning how to dj so I can mix in a death grips song to make three people in the crowd pog leaving the rest questioning why they attended the function

10.02.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if I go to school as an architect and graduate would it make me a barkitecht?

20.01.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why are corn dogs such a dog friendly food like you literally get a free stick after you finish eating it

16.01.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BARK BARK BARBARBAR BARK
wrrrrrf
thank u for attending my ted talk

28.12.2024 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*barks into the void*

18.12.2024 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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