Abolish ICE

He wants to attack “friendly territory” with “a dozen thermonuclear detonations”. For convenience?

Republicans can’t be real.The president must be about to pull a curtain aside to reveal a banner that says “Surprise! Happy birthday, America” and the last decade has been a big practical joke. Right?

Is this real?

Dude’s a Republican who lost to another Republican in a Republican primary.

So, he’s saying he was defeated because …Democrats?

They aren’t sending their best.

Is it funny or sad that the gift article has a paywall?

Are fascist regimes usually this incomprehensibly stupid, or are Americans exceptional?

If this is “winning,” then yes. I am sick and tired of winning.

Saying the quiet part out loud

I want a refund.

Yep. We are the baddies.

No one could have predicted that

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of two microphones in front of a plane . Alt: George W Bush standing on an aircraft carrier in front of a banner that says mission accomplished

We’ve seen this sort of thing before, but in his defense, this may be the dumbest.

Alarmed? Really?

Bro, we were alarmed the first time Stinky said “fake news” a decade ago. Those alarms have long since burned out.

I mean, look around. Anyone who still doesn’t realize where we are must be in a coma.

Is it antisemitic to note that Putin, Netanyahu and Trump are war criminals? I don’t think it is, but there seems to be a lot of confusion about this.

Condemning ethnicities is racism.

Condemning crimes against humanity is rule of law.

The bomber destroyed its own country’s flag by crashing right through the flag pole, and the slogan trails off into gibberish.

Seems apt.

Up to 5,000 Marines? Up to?

They gonna storm a country of 92 million, or?

Nice ratio.

We definitely shouldn’t put a nuclear weapon in the hands of bad people who shoot protesters in the head or in the back.

We say someone is “in a better place” when they’re dead, right?

RIP DoJ

Y’all haven’t even started worrying yet? That must be so nice.

Trump Removes Sanctions on Russia to Help Oil Flow Amid Iran Conflict

The latest step, and a major one, in the Trump administration’s consistent efforts to keep the Russian army in the field against Ukraine.
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/12/u...

When I was a kid, the secret service came to our house because one of my very young siblings said something publicly that was construed as wishing harm on the president.

That sentiment seems more common these days. I wonder how busy those guys are running down everyone with a guillotine T-shirt.

He thinks inheriting something others built and then breaking it is an accomplishment.

a woman is sitting in a bathtub with the words `` let them eat cake '' written on the bottom . Alt: a woman is sitting in a bathtub with the words `` let them eat cake '' written on the bottom .

Not “we the people”.

He means “we the billionaires”.

Is he talking about Minnesota or Palestine?

It would be the most natural thing in the world to engagement-farm off of "FIVE THOUSAND MARINES GOING TO IRAN!!!". Plenty out here doing that.

In the context of war with the most dangerous adversary our nation has faced in some time that's irresponsible, I'd argue.

Here's what it really means.

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Was his dad sporting an Adolf stache, or is that a shadow?

Just so we're all clear, this is a war crime and would be punishable by life or death under U.S. law.

Giving them the benefit of the doubt, I suppose they’re saying we no longer have rule of law, but that seems too obvious to tweet. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I voted for the smart lady, not the weirdo.

What if we just agree to extradite this administration and let them Hammurabi out an arrangement?