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@smets81.bsky.social

Just a simple guy dealing with the same stuff on a different day.

215 Followers  |  185 Following  |  847 Posts  |  Joined: 06.09.2024  |  2.2199

Latest posts by smets81.bsky.social on Bluesky

@pastaroniravioli.bsky.social What neon said about you is disrespectful and you should have kicked in the nuts.

28.10.2025 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And if your autistic like me is labeled disease by a fucking former heroine addict with a dead worm in his brain.

28.10.2025 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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27.10.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THE SPICE MUST FLOW!!!!!

27.10.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@coachgowron.com I think you messed up the replicators on the station.

27.10.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Whos between terrorsaur and soundwave?

23.10.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If it can make me breath fire like godzilla im in.

23.10.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We can as Q to grab Sheldon from the past and join you.

22.10.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Johnson needs to grow a back bone and stop sucking trumps dick.

22.10.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@annoyedobrien.bsky.social What is wrong with you???

22.10.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

CLOSE THE IRIS!!!!!

21.10.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Johnson loves bringing the knee pads and mouthwash when he sees trump.

21.10.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The mango mussolini pardoned everyone who had family members donate to his campaign.

21.10.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder how may jan 6 traitors who were pardoned ended up getting arrested for other crimes???

21.10.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hhhhmmmmm fascinating him might be nervous he would hit you in the lucky charms.

21.10.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He can use a hupospray with 9cc of irish cappuccino.

21.10.2025 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just get dr bashir to hook you up.

21.10.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if Mike Johnson has a closet full of mouth wash for when he has to suck trumps tiny dick and do his bidding???

19.10.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good lord did she really say that???

18.10.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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18.10.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The mango mussolini believes that drill Sargent should lay hands on new recruits and i know it's just a movie but look what happened in full metal jacket.

18.10.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we all collectively blame matt gaetz of replacing McCarthy with a bigger trump dick sucker.

16.10.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only one who signed was Oan.

16.10.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seatac is not playing it either.

14.10.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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13.10.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!
Shit like this is the reason other countries with real doctors running there health department are laughing at america and what do we have a fucking brain worm former drug addict who has no background in medicine besides the drugs he shot up with.

09.10.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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08.10.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WHAT!!!!!

08.10.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shit like this is the reason I hate my liver.

08.10.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want someone to ask Mike Johnson when is he going to grow a spine and stop blowing trump.

06.10.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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