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Beating My Schlong Real Hard In A Marxist Way

@evilsoup.bsky.social

+18 only. Fujoshi and unhinged. WORKERS OF THE WORLD, get sillay. 25. He/they/it etc, anything that isn't she/her.

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I think a lot needs to be said of how Verity was the bridge to unpack the war, to fight hard and to make Springer remember to stay humane. In the end the fact that he accidentaly caused her death would legit destroy him.

17.11.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A good other is these two hating each other and just in horror dawning the fact they love each other. Imagine these two repulsed by the idea of attraction.

17.11.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The mechpreg trope they do sith Rodimus but instead of the cutesy uwu shit the fandom think would happen it's just two war veteran dudebros that feel they aren't fit to copilot their own space shuttle much less a pregnancy. Also, Verity is dead and they are GRIEVING.

17.11.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

SpringRodCee but she actually is just third wheeling and fujoing her boys out. Just a lesbian making a twink and a hunk kiss for funsies.

17.11.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ngl thinking evil thoughts on SpringRod. These two won't survive I'm afraid.

17.11.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

For all its faults IDW aced in making shit so horrible that totalitarism was the way to run. In the end fool is the one that acts like a revolution doesn't need a deep materialist dialectical historical reflection.

17.11.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me when they make a transformers fanfic with a very fucked up pre-war setting

17.11.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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YouTube video by Helen WIP MTMTE Megatron

How come the video is a 3 hour long walking cycle.... It never ends... (I am pretty sure this made me ovulate).
youtu.be/1VNU9DcW1-c?...

17.11.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Praxus with an ancestor worship system. Imagine that.

17.11.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ngl thinking on adding something like candles for my Transformers AU bc I want Praxians to lit them as a way to honor the dead.

17.11.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The lion doesn't concert himself with yearning for someone. The lion is above that.

16.11.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yearning. Again.

16.11.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The lion doesn't concert itself with the deep paranoia and overanalyzing of every and each speech and action. The lion is mentally stable and will be very fit and cool. Please don't tell the lion to seek medical help.

16.11.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ngl everyday that passes I go near my dream of being the twink version of Springer.

16.11.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me with stranding cases in mountains.

16.11.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ya THINK I'll eat a bland ass chicken breast with some eggs, whey and unfunny boiled sweet potatoes? I Will Make sandwiches with 20 different proteins, cabbage, lettuce, onions and the soul of my opp (a 75 year old lady that beat me up and made me stretch like there were demons in my bones)

16.11.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ngl I hate gym culture bc any athlete or person that does any sports will tell you that fuck creatine and whey the real way to train is eating the first fruit or veggie you see pre training and eating an unhinged sandwich/pizza/noodles made with autism post training.

16.11.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trained like a maniac today I missed feeling sore as fuck sweaty and craving the flesh and bones of my opps in a ham sandwich.

16.11.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I miss eating guts and hearts.

16.11.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also consider: the cheapest energetic drink possible and some booze that will make you wake up in the middle of the fields.

16.11.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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good boy #valveplug

09.09.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 410    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Halfway through the party they just started serving meals.

16.11.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will make a plate to you!! It's open to the guests!!!

15.11.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn I am fine as shit. Like. I am actually handsome

15.11.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dining like king tonite

15.11.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
This is terrible

This is terrible

This is also terrible
It's been more than a year since I held a brush

This is also terrible It's been more than a year since I held a brush

Throw enough ink on some paper and if you're lucky, it might start resembling something when you squint from afar

15.11.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

THIS IS COOL AF!!!!!!!!!

15.11.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THIS EMBROIDERY IS FINE AF HOLY SHIT.

15.11.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

10000% best aura possible to go drunk as balls with a bunch of friends, take the bus and end up in the middle of rural area.

15.11.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is where the real adventures and sidequests start ngl.
Yesterday we went from a bar to the middle of the fields and I ran to some horses.

15.11.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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