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Screwedballs Empire

Happy punch a Nazi fuck face day to all who celebrate 🎉

poppin off that pop life

From the Florsheim of Hollywood catalog

prince would have us purify ourselves in the midwestern waters of lake minniepop

rimshot! 🥁

Q: Why?

A: Because chumpzilla is mossad's bitch.

#FDT
#tRumpstein

Cap'n Chaos says everything's fine and going according to "plan"

¡et tu, trebuchet?!

the worst of us leading the best of us and the rest of us down his fake gold spiral road to the lowest levels of hell, paved with the worst of intentions

"2 + 2 = 5"

#FuckMAGA

who's more foolish, the fool or the fools that eat his lies for breakfast?

the chump slump @ 13%

This is by far, my least favorite crusade

#FDT
#FuckMAGA

I like to get my colonoscopy at the same place I get the will notarized, when I checked the results, sure enough they double notarized my colon, so efficient.

Pete Crabreathe Supreme Secretary of Seafood

If any country sent a ground invasion of special ops to our shores, we wouldn't hesitate to call that an act of WAR.

Congress must be rolling in their graves.

In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist.

This conjunction of an immense military establishment and a large arms industry is new in the American experience. . . .Yet we must not fail to comprehend its grave implications

They might look like ordinary airplane wheels but those are actually second vacation homes for military industrial executives

President Eisenhower warned us in his 1961 farewell address

Listen to this panic attack, it's screaming in your head
I've heard several other ones and they all sound just like this
Let me put my hand on yours, love
Walk us down the razor wire
All the world's afraid for you, honey
Don't you wonder why?

Wonder Wand - song - 2019

rio grande by wand is a must hear, but this one is on repeat this week
link.deezer.com/s/32HnQOsn1Q...

I bet Bibi has way more dirt on him than the DOJ does

It's almost as if nobody wants to be bullied by fascist assholes.

We will grab em' by the ballot box, we will flood the streets. One way or another, these toxic clownfucks of doom are going to get it.

We will never surrender.

#ICEholes
#FuckMAGA

I used to think it was broken empathy chips in the reich wing brain, but now I see that they chose to be evil, pure sadism for the sake of enjoying other peoples' misery.

Pete Crabreathe Supreme Secretary of Seafood

MAGAt black knight: ‘tis but a fash wound. come back here and I’ll bite your kneecaps off

Armageddon hammered game:

1) every time the news says ‘boots on the ground’ DRINK!

2) If the news says ‘ground invasion’ you can have water, but it’s not gonna happen

3) When they say ‘strait of Hormuz’ take a massive bong rip

Good night & good luck mis amigos…

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When it docks in Boston it‘s at the Kraft Tug Boat marina