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Pathfinder 2e Stan, overthinker, weirdo.

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ChatGPT will still have a business if its bot stops goading people into killing themselves.

08.11.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is he forgetting he's the president again? And that DOGE allegedly already checked that department for waste and got done?

07.11.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Taking a bit of a break from social media just for a mental cleanse. I should be back and some point next week.

07.11.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'Right-wing' Voter: They are right, why should I have to pay for other people's health insurance or public transit?

Sane Voter: Well you are paying taxes either way?

RW Voter: They could be lower though!

SV: They never lowered them when they did cuts before...

06.11.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The 'Right': Pay us to have political power over you.

Voters: And you are going to do the job of a leader and make sure our needs are met right?

The 'Right': No that's communism.

06.11.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's weird that ads like this that pop up on the default home screens of stuff all feature a blonde that looks like she's on an elevator ride with a creepo.

Ma'am are you okay? Did you just a moment before this picture was taken recognize the guy behind you as your stalker? It looks like that.

06.11.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Update 25: The End - What a way to go! Β· Starfinder: Afterlight πŸ’« Hello, Starfinders! 🏁We can finally say, the Kickstarter campaign is OVER!Like a great cliffhanger at the end of a season finale, a lot of backers showed up (like in that endgame scene) to help us rea...

The Kickstarter is OVER! 🏁

You made us press F5 all night, but it was worth it, we unlocked the Mechanic class!

No need saying we're incredibly grateful.

Missed it? Late Pledges open tomorrow: Nov 7th!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/epi...

06.11.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations on getting over 10 times the initial goal. That's a fun milestone to be able to look at and smile.

06.11.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does this town have over level healing potions? Oh an ex-crusader makes them. Does that mean fiend fighting tools are easier to get? What is that crusader's relationship with the local church? Wait he doesn't get along with the priest? What's up there?

Bam. Multiple distinct NPCs and 🎢drama🎢

06.11.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Big fan of mechanics as story generation tools. Like Settlement Levels and the examples of cities with certain items over or under level and item rarity being regional just give you tons of tools if you lay that stuff down and then start asking "Why?" and following through on the answer.

06.11.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Batman slaps Robin for making his RPG character have too complex a name.

Batman slaps Robin for making his RPG character have too complex a name.

I am sure we all have that one person that makes really hard to pronounce character names that are basically letter salad.

#TTRPGs

06.11.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's easy to think large groups of people that are actually relatively small are a majority.

This happens socially all the time because it's hard to understand the sheer scope of how small the 12ish people you interact with a day actually is.

06.11.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that in our #pathfinder2e / #starfinder2e bubble and in some 5e forums we've mentioned the rules are available free online hundreds of times yet you will constantly run into people that don't know is actually an excellent perspective adjuster.

06.11.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pro-wrestling spot idea: Last Man Standing match that ends up in the parking garage. A match where you lose if you can't stand up for a 10 count. You remind people during the match you can be counted when on something other than the floor.

Winner wins by locking his opponent in a car trunk.

06.11.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I meant a trained person with WiS +2.

06.11.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also had the combo of Community Knowledge and Keen Recollection be useful.

Didn't have Nature trained but I popped my empiricism ability and with the above was able to snag level + 3 + WIS to it for a total equal to a Wis trained person.

Big brain times.

06.11.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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New #pathfinder2e game started so I played the kasrishi investigator and crit headbutt a giant centipede. Good times.

I got to use my head and also use my head

06.11.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, martials with two-handers will outdamage. Casters compare nicely early on to 1 handers and ranged attacks.

Casters catch up later because spells scale faster than weapons.

05.11.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Oh, so you are against free transportation you could use to save yourself time and money and is proven to reduce traffic and reduce pollution so it saves you time and gas even if you don't use it?"

05.11.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time someone says "socialism BAD grrr" the other side should just immediately explain what the plan they are complaining about does.

"Oh, so you are against a government regulated grocery that has no incentive to price gouge & the profits go to public services not CEOs?"

05.11.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like if he doesn't know anything about these things he's clearly got free time because he isn't doing his job either way.

05.11.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JD Vance is his DJ alias.

05.11.2025 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For reference when you do both it's called cannibautism.

Unless you eat an autistic person, in which case it's a deluxe cannibautism.

05.11.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cat in Temple Hills MD/Eastern DC area needs rescue placement ASAP.
Midnight was a cat who lived at the same complex as Ellie. The people who were feeding him moved away recently & left him behind. He turned up thin & injured. Ellie’s adopters took him in & got him med attention but he can’t stayβ€”

05.11.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 267    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5

A small part of that is the level range of enemies is smaller at the lowest levels.

Common enemy levels are in the range of PL -2 to +2 with occasional wiggle up or down one.

You literally can't run into -2 enemies until you are lv3 and pre lv5 the APs tend to use lower than the top. So.... yeah.

05.11.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Legit a caster 1-4 is gonna be pretty level with a martial on weapons unless they spread out too much and with SF2e afoot they can all pretty much cantrip for 2d4 to 2 targets at level 1.

There's literally no way they are doing less than a martial without bad luck. They literally can do 1d8+4d4 Lv1

05.11.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Me saying that people telling others to buy games that are built around a specific type of story to tell that type of story are treating TTRPGs as being built for a specific use does not in fact say anything about what I think of other RPGs.

04.11.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And I don't think individual game mechanics don't matter.

I'm saying the existence of some mechanics don't define the stories you can tell with other mechanics in the system.

04.11.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there free generic rules light games? Sure.

But is it inherently better for the job because it has less stuff in it?

04.11.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that game bad at telling a political intrigue story because they don't have social combat rules and they in theory could punch a guy? No. You can just roleplay that. That's narrative.

Are you incapable of scaring players or featuring horrors because they can fight cultists? No. That's narrative.

04.11.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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