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Lilly Jade Katrin

@lillyjadekatrin.bsky.social

Ballooncat imagineer mom. 18+ for rampant furry horniness and rabid communism Don't run away, it's only me.

22 Followers  |  161 Following  |  65 Posts  |  Joined: 10.02.2026  |  1.9482

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There are many, many reasons I hate Fortnite but the most hideous lego set of all time is very high on the list good god

22.02.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In fairness, old CV is very unforgiving. Time to restart the previous two sections because you didn't bring the right subweapon to this boss.

22.02.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In the modern tech landscape, I have increasingly less trust in putting the keys to my internet access in the hands of someone else's security protocols, and that's even before I start considering my myriad concerns about the monopolization of the internet.

22.02.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My biggest problem with passkeys is that it increases the dependency in particular services by particular corporations. A month ago I was attempting to consolidate my hardware needs into a single Windows device only to find that I had at least three different 2FAs that *required* Apple or Android.

22.02.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly mine are half your size and it still says K+ so I think that *may* be the tool's upper limit and you might be a LOT bigger πŸ˜…

22.02.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Be careful. She's a badass. Not to be taken lightly."
"Oh yeah? She can't be that bad."
"She raw dogs water rides."
"Mother of *god*."

21.02.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Also that whole sequence together in one post

26.11.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 506    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of a old machine punch card covered with stamps that convey the following information:

http://www.twitch.tv/theunrequitedlibrary
5th Year Party
1 PM Eastern- Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
3 PM Eastern - Escape the Backrooms
5 PM Eastern - Phasmophobia
7 PM Eastern - Supermarket Simulator
9 PM Eastern - Guilty As Sock
11 PM Eastern - No Players Online

A picture of a old machine punch card covered with stamps that convey the following information: http://www.twitch.tv/theunrequitedlibrary 5th Year Party 1 PM Eastern- Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator 3 PM Eastern - Escape the Backrooms 5 PM Eastern - Phasmophobia 7 PM Eastern - Supermarket Simulator 9 PM Eastern - Guilty As Sock 11 PM Eastern - No Players Online

I'm hosting a party on my Twitch channel to celebrate 5 years of streaming! Gonna include all sorts of guests including @professorashley.bsky.social, @thegamemines.bsky.social, and more!

#twitch #twitchaffiliate #anniversary #letsplay #horror #horrorgames

21.02.2026 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Uhh search bar is over there

21.02.2026 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - questionable practicality.

20.02.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 630    πŸ” 129    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

The abject horror of not being a balloon

21.02.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Balloons. Like, lots of balloons. This one a hand, that one a foot.

21.02.2026 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another batch of phat backside YCHs!

Taking on more openings this weekend, if interested just DM me here!

Details quoted below. πŸ‘‡

21.02.2026 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not exclusive to RetroArch though! They're on BizHawk, and DuckStation, and PCSX2, and PPSSPP, and Dolphin...

21.02.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Y'all should be getting into Wii games on Dolphin right now, trust me 😏

21.02.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Water Temple isn't that hard. I feel like I hear that so much but it's not even the worst temple in its game, it's probably middle of the road in terms of difficulty and complexity.

21.02.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The bad grammar is probably intentional, it's how he talks, and in some kind of effed up emperor's new clothes gambit most of his flunkies do too. It's gonna take decades for the English language to recover from this.

20.02.2026 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tbh I'm not sure they are *gay* per se, but when a huge portion of their worldview is that women are lesser beings than themselves, then the only people on their level they can form meaningful bonds with are other men.

20.02.2026 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A seven-panel black-and-white comic set inside the Evil Inc office.
Panel 1:
 Giant Tess, a tall, muscular woman wearing a shirt with a large β€œG” emblem, stands beside Dr. Muskiday’s desk. Dr. Muskiday, a short fly-like scientist with large compound eyes, antennae, and a lab coat, stands near his cluttered workstation. Tess asks, β€œWhat’s this meeting about, anyway?” Muskiday replies enthusiastically, β€œI want to show everyone my newest invention!” He holds the Projecy SMILE atomizer.
Panel 2:
 Tess looks unimpressed, holding the device. β€œThis could have been an email,” she says flatly. Muskiday retorts: β€œNot this. You have to see it to believe it.”
Panel 3:
 Giant Tess sets the device down on a nearby desk. Dr. Muskiday continues: β€œBesides. I need to test it on a human.” Tess turns toward him sharply.
Panel 4:
 Close-up of Tess’s frustrated face as she exhales dramatically. β€œSigh. We’ve talked about this! No more using co-workers as test subjects!” Her expression is stern and exasperated.

A seven-panel black-and-white comic set inside the Evil Inc office. Panel 1: Giant Tess, a tall, muscular woman wearing a shirt with a large β€œG” emblem, stands beside Dr. Muskiday’s desk. Dr. Muskiday, a short fly-like scientist with large compound eyes, antennae, and a lab coat, stands near his cluttered workstation. Tess asks, β€œWhat’s this meeting about, anyway?” Muskiday replies enthusiastically, β€œI want to show everyone my newest invention!” He holds the Projecy SMILE atomizer. Panel 2: Tess looks unimpressed, holding the device. β€œThis could have been an email,” she says flatly. Muskiday retorts: β€œNot this. You have to see it to believe it.” Panel 3: Giant Tess sets the device down on a nearby desk. Dr. Muskiday continues: β€œBesides. I need to test it on a human.” Tess turns toward him sharply. Panel 4: Close-up of Tess’s frustrated face as she exhales dramatically. β€œSigh. We’ve talked about this! No more using co-workers as test subjects!” Her expression is stern and exasperated.

Panel 5:
 Wider shot. Tess leans forward slightly, glaring down at Muskiday. β€œDo you want a replay of the β€˜Inflatable Intern’ fiasco?!” Muskiday looks defensive.
Panel 6:
 Muskiday gestures with one hand, protesting. β€œThat wasn’t a fiasco! It worked perfectly!” The small device sits on his desk beside a computer monitor and lab equipment.
Panel 7:
 Tess leans back slightly. She and Dr. Muskiday both look upward. A voice from overhead says:  β€œIt was kind of a fiasco…”

Panel 5: Wider shot. Tess leans forward slightly, glaring down at Muskiday. β€œDo you want a replay of the β€˜Inflatable Intern’ fiasco?!” Muskiday looks defensive. Panel 6: Muskiday gestures with one hand, protesting. β€œThat wasn’t a fiasco! It worked perfectly!” The small device sits on his desk beside a computer monitor and lab equipment. Panel 7: Tess leans back slightly. She and Dr. Muskiday both look upward. A voice from overhead says: β€œIt was kind of a fiasco…”

There’s something in the air at Evil Inc, and it’s not just workplace tension. When Dr. Muskiday says it may require a live demonstration, Giant Tess steps in.

Story starts here ➑️ go.evil-inc.net/startCh17fro...

19.02.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is standing next to a woman on the beach ALT: a cartoon character is standing next to a woman on the beach
19.02.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ngl the fact that Goku is canonically dead for many of his fights just makes this funnier, like I get your point but dying didn't exactly defeat him.

19.02.2026 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nope! I just write the code :p

19.02.2026 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know I shouldn't toot my own horn but look what I did ☺️

19.02.2026 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm only one month until the scheduled release for Nintendo Wii on RetroAchievements...

...How about we start counting down with 2 Wii games each day going forward??

Buckle up, the hype train is going at full speed!

19.02.2026 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Next you just need to find things like RetroAchievements and Archipelago and you'll never need a new game again :p

18.02.2026 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't let others find you scrolling through this app

15.02.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 181    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I bring a sort of inflation to the you that people really pop to

16.02.2026 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha. Software developer here, and they're not good at that either. I'm not pretending I'm anywhere near an expert, but I had to turn off Copilot within minutes after it kept trying to autocomplete my code wrong.

15.02.2026 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Need caring balloon mommy who inflates for me and then seeing me into it, invites me to inflate together with her and through it she is caring and encouraging about it and just really gentle.

15.02.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Investigate voter fraud.

14.02.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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