Miss ⭕️

The best six words I read today:

"His inner walls battered my cock"

🤨 😅

Wow, artistic talent really runs in your family! 👌

Just watched an attractive U/P/S guy deliver a package to my neighbor and thought fondly of delivery man Hank bringing Connor everything he ever wanted. 📦 ❤️ archiveofourown.org/works/321859...

We just watched that movie last weekend! 🤘

Page, you're a riot. 😅 Thanks for the laugh!

Better than bloating and cramps! 😅

Until my cycles start getting longer instead of shorter, I think I'm SOL this year, but I have high hopes for you!

Well hopefully you're following in Mama Lady's footsteps and are a third of the way toward your official one year of no period mark. I'm rooting for you! lol

Can I get a *woot, woot!* for a 22 day 🩸 cycle? 😃 🤬 I'd been averaging 26 days, but last month was 24. This better mean menopause is right around the corner and this'll all be over soon. 🤞

Daaamn, Mo, these are so, so good! They're all wonderful individually, but look even more incredible as a collection. 😍

For whatever reason, that was "my song" as a kid (that and "Rockin' Robin" and "You Talk Too Much" lol) and my dad would occasionally call the local radio station and request they play it (he did that with the other songs as well).

That works for me, lol

I don't even know what the bases mean, lol. First base is kissing only? Maybe? I assume a home run is obvious, but the other two? 🤷

Mike is the man! Thanks to both of you! 😊

It's like a blocky bean built in Minecraft or something, lol

Think HARDER Bri! lol

Does anyone recognize where this commercial was filmed? I've attached shots of some distinctive architecture.

You look beautiful! That mug is pretty too. And what is that I spy in the background? 👀

Even Sumo, cuz you know he's chowing down on Hank's little houses while his people are otherwise engaged!

Hank: Okay, yeah, you win.
Connor: *beams happily*
Hank: Bet mine tastes better, though.
Connor, slowly licking a smear of frosting from Hank's thumb: Everything of yours tastes better, Hank.
Hank, wide-eyed and panting: Okay, guess I win too.

Man, I love how you draw Connor. 😍 I don't think I've seen these before!

So THIS is what tea shop Connor's looking at with his special little smile, hm? 😍

Pfff, I was hoping you'd post this one! 😅 👌

We're still TJ, yo. TJers for life. Ain't no one can take that away from us. 🤜🤛

an elderly woman says it 's been 84 years ... ALT: an elderly woman says it 's been 84 years ...

Yes, finally! Can't wait to listen to the boys again, because seriously...

The Thin Man?