What could possibly go wrong..
this girl is on Facebook asking what she should do if her babysitter has fallen asleep on her kids (1&3) twice but fails to mention in the post the girl is 11!!!! Why is an 11 year old watching two babies????
I’m watching law and order and I’m telling you they gave this lil yt boy a sew in w leave out
He’s so disconnected from the social media world it’s crazy
I just had to completely update my husband on the CEO killer, like he had no idea of any information on it
heading to surprise my best friend for her birthday ugh I’m so excited!!!!
Turkey is in the oven 🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃
meg donnelly lol she’s from some disney show idk which one
This my favorite line to use 😂
I just know FLO is pissed that yt girl realized a song titled ‘in my bag’ same time they did and it’s kinda good
omg the episode where ice t is tellin his boss about young black girls not getting the same attention as yts is so satisfying, especially when he started the conversation tryin to blame the girls that dude was harassing
cam standing there when the dude was being rude to mitchel and he said ‘there a problem here?’ is sooooooo funny for no reason 😭🤦🏾♀️
pls remember to include not ALL (black) men you know how important that distinction is to them
I guess he forgot too cause he went to check and came back head hanging to tell me there was none left and I hadn’t remembered yet so I was CONVINCED he finished it and was just lying so I was extra pissed at that point 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 he ended up making us some burgers lmaoooooooo
I asked my husband if he can get me smthng to eat and he ate smthng I rlly wanted so I was pissed and was like I’ll just do cereal this man is like I think you finished it this morning, I said ‘I remember when I poured it and there was some left’ yall he made me the bowl of cereal that morning 😭😭😭😭😭
Me seeing people get dragged online publicly for things I do privately:
day 7 of not using twitter: the brain swelling has lessened. i see visions of the future, you are in it. dolphins splashing in the horizon
life is mfn hard when you wanna ball out on your kids every chance you get
“In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.”
ugh I feel my period gearing up for dayssss before it hits which is so annoying cause then I don’t rlly know when the great flood is actually coming just know it’s…..soon
my husband heard the audio of duke saying ‘cause my license was suspended’ and he DIED laughing and now he’s watching the whole fake prison video and he’s geeked we’ve found him a replacement 🫡
just got my black blown out right after facing a blunt I hope everyone else is having as great of a morning as me 😁🫶🏾
why is my Netflix not working rn???
I’m actually so excited to be able to watch Mike Tyson fight live but if they fake this shit imma be livid
me and my husband are watching the fight and this man talkin bout ‘they got Beyoncé???’ sir be so ffr
Morning beauty ✨✨
He didn’t even wait to hear why he walked right out 😭😭
I wonder if there will genuinely be a recount or if we’re just gonna say fuck it and go along with the dictatorship, yall think it would be safer for us if my husband stayed in the army or left? I wanna be on the right side of history but I also wanna live 😭😭😭
