Ashley Miller

By “grounding colors” they literally meant the colors of the ground

a black and white drawing of a person in handcuffs holding a cellphone Alt: a black and white drawing of a person in handcuffs holding a cellphone

You ever have days where it's like: I have always been on the phone. I was born on the phone. I will die on the phone. I have never not been on the phone.

Devastated to learn that our story was not the first use of douche canoe in a newspaper ☹️

Quite the scoop from the Star Tribune.

Trump officials discussed sending elite Army division to Portland, text messages show A high-ranking White House official was indiscreetly texting about the Portland, Ore., planning last weekend, according to messages shared with the Minnesota Star Tribune.

Wild scoop from the Minnesota Star Tribune, which includes a high-ranking Homeland Security official calling Kash Patel a “giant douche canoe” www.startribune.com/trump-offici...

Live updates: What does the future hold for the Lynx? Cheryl Reeves and Napheesa Collier speak today After having their season come to an end on Sunday night against Phoenix in Game 4 of the WNBA semifinals, the future of the Lynx is uncertain with so many questions needing answers.

"Hey Minnesota fans, we need you to start booing folks," - Courtney Williams

On it, big dog 🫡🫡

After a week without it, I’d like to apologize for anything bad I have ever said about the Blue Line…my beloved…

Tired Ben Affleck with the Lynx logo on his shirt

Game 4

My takeaway from One Battle After Another is that Sean Penn could do a killer RFK Jr. impression if he put his mind to it

After more than 3 decades, investigators believe the Yogurt Shop Murders have been solved Nearly 34 years ago, four teen girls were killed at a yogurt shop in North Austin. Their murders have remained unsolved – until now.

Earthshattering news here in Austin. I'm at a loss for words.

www.kvue.com/article/news...

Noteworthy that in the section near the top listing recent assassinations and alleged attempted assassinations, it does not mention Melissa Hortman or her husband, only Republicans

Armed Guards and Muscle Milk: Senate Investigation Reveals DOGE Takeover Details A new Senate report claims DOGE put every American's Social Security number at risk—and that officials at federal agencies essentially obstructed an investigation, all but denying DOGE even exists.

NEW! A Senate report claims that DOGE has put *every* American’s social security number at risk; that staff at GSA, OPM, and SSA wouldn’t or couldn’t say what DOGE was doing; and that agencies claimed that DOGE actually doesn’t exist at all.

For @wired.com

www.wired.com/story/armed-...

A brindle pit bull with the dumbest smile on her face and wide eyes.

Photo update from my dog’s daycare. Genuinely not a thought behind those eyes

Timberwolves tree jersery is back, baby!!!!!!!!

screaming, crying, throwing up

“I would never go downtown Minneapolis, it’s too dangerous.”

Mind you it’s me and 3000 lesbians headed to the Lynx

Available Dogs Save-A-Bull Rescue

saveabullmn.org/available-do...

Big ol’ black and white puppy named Court

black and white puppy named Phee

Big ol’ black and white puppy named Whalen

black and white puppy named Tee

The rescue I got my dog from has a litter of puppies named after Lynx legends. Someone for the love of god adopt Phee!!

the infamous scene from the oscars when La La Land had to correct who actually won best picture

Wait there's been a mistake. Andor acutally won every single emmy

IN DA PITT

TRAMELL TILLMAN

As autumn deepens in November I’ll be in Idaho

T. S. Eliot sending me phishing texts

According to a preliminary internal report circulated inside the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, federal and local officials recovered ammunition with the shooter’s rifle that appeared to be engraved with statements “expressing transgender and anti-fascist ideology.” But a senior law enforcement official with direct knowledge of the investigation cautioned that report had not been verified by A.T.F. analysts, did not match other summaries of the evidence, and might turn out to have been misread or misinterpreted. In fast-moving investigations, such status reports are not made public because they often contain a mixture of accurate and inaccurate information.

NYT on the alleged messages on the shooter's weapon:

What Bobby McIlvaine Left Behind Bobby McIlvaine was 26 when he died in the attacks. Two decades later, his loved ones are still grappling with the loss.

Yearly reposting of this incredible story of a family's grief after 9/11. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...

The downtown exit on the 35 and the entire skyline is obscured by fog

Used to be an entire downtown here.

The best dog in the whole wide world in a pink party hat

The best dog in the whole wide world in a pink party hard

everyone say happy birthday Dottie

Key stat: Canada produces 80% of us newsprint

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This statement from News/Media Alliance about how tarrifs will disastorusly impact print media didn't get a lot of attention when they issued it in January, but now feels like a good time to bring it back

"The Minnesota Star Tribune is closing its Minneapolis printing facility at the end of the year and shifting print production to Iowa, ending a 158-year-old run of locally printed newspapers."

125 jobs gone. Depressing as hell.

Minnesota Star Tribune to sell Minneapolis printing plant, lay off 125 workers The state’s largest media company will continue printing 7 days a week, but will outsource printing to Iowa.

Minnesota Star Tribune to sell Minneapolis printing plant, lay off 125 workers www.startribune.com/minnesota-st...