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Ryan Niemiller

@cripplethreat8.bsky.social

Comedian. Third place America’s Got Talent season 14. Dad to a 2-year-old bully.

180 Followers  |  56 Following  |  98 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.5867

Latest posts by cripplethreat8.bsky.social on Bluesky

Not everyone will like all of these, but rarely do these drops involve all bangers.

26.11.2025 04:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I always make this decision on mascot battles based on home field advantage. Since it’s in Indy, the dolphins is screwed.

07.09.2025 16:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dolphins by a million today.

07.09.2025 15:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

TUCKER! #cubs

03.09.2025 00:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I bought an expensive hobby box of basketball cards tonight. If I don’t hit a Detlef Schrempf, may God have mercy on us all.

31.08.2025 09:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

CLARAAAAAAAAAA!

30.08.2025 07:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think I’m just going to turn this into a sports account but one where I just yell when someone does something cool.

30.08.2025 05:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I think you should. Steve and I go way back. He’s a great live show and one of my best friends. It’s worth the drive, IMO.

20.07.2025 01:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My son insisted on sleeping with a box of cupcake mix last night. I hope he stays a little weirdo as long as possible.

17.05.2025 15:43 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let’s just say it’s a good thing I don’t have wrists.

10.05.2025 04:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did a real fun video on a buddy’s channel like a month ago. He does like trick shot stuff. I won a competition by launching a plate shot out style and popping a balloon. It was a dope shot. 80% of the comments are people telling me I’m a T-Rex and laughing at me.

10.05.2025 04:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Every time I think I’d like to get a project going, I remember that even if it caught on, it would just end up with hundreds of strangers calling me a fat T-Rex anyway.

09.05.2025 22:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

There are people already lined up outside Target to put in a preorder for the Switch 2. I hope they get rained on. I want them to get their console but I want them to earn it.

23.04.2025 16:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wouldn’t be so upset by rich celebrities going to space if we were leaving them there.

18.04.2025 19:24 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I get back to the States after 16 days away tomorrow. I was going to kiss the ground when I landed, but I don’t want Katy Perry’s sloppy seconds.

15.04.2025 23:41 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I almost stepped on a monitor lizard today which I never thought is a sentence I’d say.

10.04.2025 15:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m out of the country right now. Gotta check my 401K next week when I get home. I assume it’s skyrocketing.

08.04.2025 11:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We’re going to find out!

01.04.2025 19:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m on the way to Japan. It sucks that I’m doing it today and no one believes me.

01.04.2025 18:33 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Easily the most annoying day for social media to exist.

01.04.2025 16:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My fitness goals are losing enough weight where I can poop on a plane.

23.03.2025 05:34 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m in New York State for work. One close to my hotel.

21.03.2025 03:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh hell, there’s a Chuck E. Cheese here.

20.03.2025 20:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Rubio sank so far into that couch I was honestly afraid JD Vance might fuck him.

01.03.2025 15:32 — 👍 5514    🔁 1003    💬 383    📌 113
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22.02.2025 05:22 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Picking up your grandpa at the eye doctor

21.02.2025 22:57 — 👍 532    🔁 47    💬 24    📌 1
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14.02.2025 18:48 — 👍 818    🔁 1200    💬 25    📌 9

I need to do the same thing. I was really enjoying it. No idea why I fell off.

16.02.2025 03:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hooters for one just hits different. And by different I mean kind of skeazy.

15.02.2025 23:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Last leg of my parlay I need to hit is an Eagles fan eating police horse shit to celebrate this win. Not cashing out. I think I can hit it.

10.02.2025 03:09 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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