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Seansmyph

@seansmyph.bsky.social

Educator, Comedian, Actor, Entrepreneur, and whatever else you got. Todo tambien chevere. Comedy album #youdontlookfunny everywhere that streams.

48 Followers  |  48 Following  |  34 Posts  |  Joined: 10.11.2024  |  1.5968

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I would like to study why insomnia strikes on a night before a long day.

02.06.2025 07:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep hearing that Im niche but I swear im just all of us. Can’t wait to get this out so you can see what im talmbout.

02.06.2025 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œReal Talk Jubilee is the Worst X Man” and other mind unraveling thoughts from me right here on blue sky!

10.03.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I tell you what…power makes you do some dumb things.

10.03.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d rather back to the future come to life and iRobot.

24.02.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CAUSE THIS HERE IS REAL!

17.02.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wayne sounds remarkably clear.

17.02.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Being on the road takes you to strange lands.

28.01.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CHUCKY IS THAT MAN!

22.01.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love this team. #gocards

22.01.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I scream Chucky like he’s my son. WE’RE GONNA BE SO DANGEROUS IN MARCH BECAUSE WE’LL NEVER PLAY AT HOME! #gocards

22.01.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CHUCKY!

22.01.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I look forward to the day someone turns to walk down the Jennifer Hudson song line with a smile on their face and all the people that work there just boo them.

22.01.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who out here really loves inaugurations? Name a person.

21.01.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I LIKE THIS TEAM! #gocards

11.01.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I actually think notre dame will win. They run tough and have a tough defense.

11.01.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy crap. That’s unbelievable.

11.01.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

3 quarters nobody can score…
4th quarter Er’body scores.

11.01.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fires in LA hit different this time of year. 10 years ago today I was stuck on the second floor of my apartment and had to be saved to survive. I still have some ptsd from this moment. Prayers to those survivors and the process of recovery.

11.01.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not his throwing hand but whatever that is…it ain’t good. #cottonbowl

11.01.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The name cotton bowl irks me but the game is fire. It’s sponsored by chik fila which I feel similarly about.

11.01.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the type of loss that hurts you in the next round of the playoffs. It’s hard not to lose confidence when you get ripped like this.

06.01.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They need to just kick and get points. Lions got them acting out of character.

06.01.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This game is playoff football for real. Can’t wait for next week.

06.01.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not gonna lie, I be forgetting this is a thing.

05.01.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t eat anything until the main event tonight. I refuse. If it’s not A full plate of everything what’s the point? #thanksgivingplans

28.11.2024 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The comedian code is that you can talk about anything as long as it’s funny. I think there’s some truth to that but also…why bother trying to figure that out when there are so many other common truth funny things? Oh there was an R Kelly rape joke too.

28.11.2024 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw a comedian that was doing really well piss off one person in the audience and ruin the whole show and it was over trans jokes and politics.

I dont think ppl realize how not funny those subjects can be.

28.11.2024 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s high school. Your teacher is out and the sub pulls in the tv/vcr/dvd trifecta for a movie…

What movie are yall watching?

26.11.2024 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

P diddy and the family which…I know…I know. But this lineup was crazy.

I feel like my concert had method man and Redman instead of Jay-z tho…

26.11.2024 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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