pj

watching the white lotus incest brothers kiss like it’s the superbowl

on pinterest looking up shiny apples

you’re laughing? grandma got run over by a reindeer and you’re laughing??

me when the fat lady sings: oh it’s so over

i don’t mind lin manuel miranda and russell crowe’s performances in musicals—dare i say i even fw them— and that’s because i am also someone that’s not so good at my favorite hobbies

i before e except after c goes crazy

i’m so stressed i need to smoke weed and listen to 80s music about this

lowkey, i took the tortoise and the hare seriously as a kid 🙏

i wonder who i will be on bluesky dot social. i hope i’m a shit poster

omg… post, not tweet… sorry, i’m just still in mourning i guess…

not my first tweet being a try guys reference

kinda crazy how, in all true friendships, there’s a zach and there’s a keith