Phelous

Phelous

@phelous.bsky.social

I was born and a number of events occurred which have lead up to this moment... still!

3,024 Followers 28 Following 263 Posts Joined Jun 2024
2 days ago

Possibly, I watched it a while back and I remember there were some pretty silly episodes.

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5 days ago
The thumbnail for our review of Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings. Phelan and I cast spells with our fingers in front of a boy with a book, an elf, some trolls, and a wizard. The text says "TOTALLY NOT LORD OF THE RINGS..."

This film about a chosen boy who uses the Force to stop a war between trolls and elves over some magic rings might seem a little similar to some other movies. Our review of Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings is now public, please share!
youtu.be/mFiOJLsczE4

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1 week ago
The thumbnail for our review of Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings. Phelan and I cast spells with our fingers in front of a boy with a book, an elf, some trolls, and a wizard. The text says "TOTALLY NOT LORD OF THE RINGS..."

This film about a chosen boy who uses the Force to stop a war between trolls and elves over some magic rings might seem a little similar to some other movies. You can watch our review of Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings on Patreon Early Access!
www.patreon.com/cw/movienights

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1 week ago
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Classic Gordon Ramsay!

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1 week ago
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An Ants Life YouTube video by Phelan Porteous

Learn everything you'll wish you could forget about the life of ants!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=avXx...

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1 week ago
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Bootleg Zones on Crane Game Plushies is now on Patreon!
www.patreon.com/posts/crane-...

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2 weeks ago

At this point I'm convinced the academy isn't actually on earth and they live on the sun.

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2 weeks ago

I'd love to see what is happening in a scene but I guess that's not "cinematic" now.

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2 weeks ago

TNG or poor lighting everywhere there is nothing else!

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2 weeks ago
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Marco Polo: Return to Xanadu, the tale of 2 movies, is now on the Patreon!
www.patreon.com/posts/marco-...

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2 weeks ago

It's great to stylize your show so it looks like everything was just shot ineptly.

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2 weeks ago

Why is Starfleet Academy so ugly? I'm sick of backlighting, lens flares and yellow tinting from deviled egg hell.

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3 weeks ago

Years before Spider-Man, Tobey Maguire co-starred with Mickey Rooney in a bonkers Roger Corman movie, where the Red Baron comes back as a doll and swears revenge! It's a "family adventure" that clearly isn't, and I edited @allisonpregler.bsky.social and @phelous.bsky.social talking about it!

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2 weeks ago
Screenshot from Movie Nights with Allison Pregler's The Master of Disguise video.

The text reads:
"The Master of Disguise Run Time: 1 Hour 20 minutes.
To Boldly Flee Run Time: 3 Hours 28 minutes.
You can watch The Master of Disguise 2.6 Times in the time to watch To Boldly Flee."

Watching The Master of Disguise 2.6 Times is a better use of 3 Hours 28 Minutes than watching To Boldly Flee.

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2 weeks ago

The obvious apparently needs to be stated a lot these days.

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2 weeks ago

To whoever out there that really needs to hear this:
To Boldly Flee sucks.

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2 weeks ago
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Magic Wand - Bootleg Zones YouTube video by Phelan Porteous

Who needs Sailor Moon and her Spiral Heart Moon Rod when you can have the generic rip off, MAGIC WAND!?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQRd...

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3 weeks ago

It was a good show for a bit. I thought Season 1 was especially solid but this last Season was quite sloppy.

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3 weeks ago

"I'm not expecting an attack so all you monsters take a 2 week vacation!"
Guess Vecna was too busy being a dad to spy on the heroes anymore.
"I must only look through Will's eyes to see the obvious! I don't want to intrude on their meetings where they spell things out with toys for the audience."

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3 weeks ago

I was very baffled that they were all apparently free to go after that.

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3 weeks ago

They didn't need bullies again either. That scene didn't really amount to anything.

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3 weeks ago

Yeah way to much let's stop and over explain but do it like we are babies.

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3 weeks ago

Vecna couldn't even afford any minions to guard his stupid spider on his home planet. Real rinky dink operation.

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3 weeks ago

It was very funny too the scene where they are hiding from the Demodogs yet they have Kate Bush playing still and they somehow don't hear that. Then are distracted by a noise from the washer.

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3 weeks ago

What happened to the bats that killed Eddie too? Stupid Vecna not pay them to return this season?

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3 weeks ago

It was also insane that the military just shrugged and left at the end despite all the battles the main characters had with them. "Well if we can't have super girl I guess we don't care about anything, BYE!"

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3 weeks ago

I'm glad Wheeler dad made it though cause everyone just cared so much that he pulled through.

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3 weeks ago

Was kinda thinking about IT a bit too with the final Vecna fight. What was the worst part of IT? When the creepy clown turns into a stupid giant spider. Not to Vecna though...

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3 weeks ago

Really the horror element of the show was pretty much not present in season 5. And then they go to Vecna's realm and you'd think oh that's gonna be even worse than the upside down.... Nah! It's just a lot of rocks with a never ending sunset.

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3 weeks ago

One of the things that really bothered me with Stranger Things Season 5 was the upside down feeling too safe. People were just hanging out in it all the time and no creatures would show up. Hell the one time they did near the beginning they seemed surprised.

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