Texanese Law Guy

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Angel of the Lord: He is not here, He is risen, just as He said.
Come and see the place where He lay. And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead.

Alito: Okay, first of all, this violates ALL sorts of rules

Thomas: This was a LAWFUL execution, who is God to interfere

It's missing Match 3 Game That's Spyware and The Same Match 3 Spyware Game but now it's Anime Women

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they’re doing that thing where a new coach discovers his NFL team has a ping-pong table in the locker room and orders it removed to build a winning culture focused on football and all the players resent it and he gets fired after 3 sub-.500 seasons, but for The Army

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In defense of Ukraine Anonymous has released 10TB of leaked data on all businesses operating in Russia, all Kremlin assets in the West, pro-Russian officials, Donald Trump, and more. 🇺🇦 #OpRussia

Numbers and reality has never been their strong suit

Today's Headlines

Tweet from @dril with an edit. Original says: “Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Candles $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying” The edit is that the candles line is crossed out and replaced with “Tariffs: $6 trillion”

My Animal Crossing island just got hit with 10% tariffs

Statement from SEGA for immediate release, titled "Miles 'Tails' Prower relocates to Europe, changes name to kilometres prower".

Official Statement: Miles 'Tails' Prower

Still from the television show M*A*S*H showing Hawkeye in the infirmary speaking to someone offscreen most likely a patient on a cot based on the angle. Text reads "joking about it is the only way of opening my mouth without screaming."

Bardic inspiration is yelling over the din of battle "saaaaaaaaaame!"

“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.

a screenshot of Signal messages: - war secrets tonite 👀 - war secrets tonight queen?? - war secrets tonite 👀

who did this??

me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat

a second health bar appears above the vatican as the pope enters his next boss phase

Reminder that RoosterTeeth/Red vs Blue (Apr. 1, 2003) is older than YouTube (2005). It also predated Facebook (2004) and MySpace (August 1, 2003).

Now please pardon me as I go pour my fossilized remains into the sea

the last decade has really helped me understand in a more visceral sense what it meant when God hardened the pharoah’s heart

If I answer, I will be punished

‘Wait - I’ll give each of you 20% off a Tesla’

bill burr during special "no, liberals, you gotta get over your fear of the gun"

bill gets it

The writers for this season are a bit too on the nose...

I'm sick of these fucking Nazi collaborators

Evergreen.

Chuck Schumer and the Dem old guard have lost the fucking plot. They need to go if we as a country have any hope of surviving the next four years.