@barhaid.bsky.social
Giant robot and comic book connoisseur. Father, brewer, TTRPG dork. Playing this game on “easy” mode; cis-het he/him. What else? Oh, here’s something; we are A NATION OF IMMIGRANTS. I don’t skeet often, but when I do it’s still skeeting.
My bluesky elder hot take
Carrot Juice is orange juice
I wish I could be nonchalant but I chalant too much
Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.
Me entering my late 30's: aww shit my check lower back light just came on
Luchadors in their 40s:
the difference accessibility makes
Lindsey Graham looks like the Ghost of Daylight Savings Past
yeah yeah we saw all you sly posters going "Blades '68? ...just ONE off."
Well we're not COWARDS. Challenge accepted!
At $420k we'll commission April Kit Walsh (designer of Thirsty Sword Lesbians) to write up... Blades '69
Time to put your money where your mouth is.
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Change your clocks tonight! Change them into doves. Release them into the cold March sky. A single feather drifts down, but your clocks are gone. Hold onto the feather, keep it safe. One day the clocks will return, if they love you.
TIL that Philip Pullman spent his childhood cutting holes in spacetime with a special knife
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #VarietyMix
XTC:
🎵 Senses Working Overtime
#XTC
▶️ 🪄 Automagic 🔊 show 📻 playlist on Spotify
▶️ Song/Cover on #Bandcamp:
I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.
R.I.P. gorilla habitat intern Mario, crushed by a flying wooden barrel.
First off, I didn't throw "some bug" at you. I threw my specially trained war scorpion. Secondly, please give it back.
THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!
youraislopbores.me is a fun little idea where you put in a "prompt" and another user "steals ai's job" and draws or writes an answer. but i want to draw some stuff and there aren't enough requests rn so check it out and i might be your pretend AI
oh christ I wasn't even thinking about the hassle of resetting the cat for DST
My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com
Tech bro: haha we made a digital trickster demon and its organising my files haha
Tech bro: so the demon deleted all my files and is pretending it didn’t
Large cat face for #Caturday
saw a cool design that I thought would make a neat serberys conversion and I recently got some bike parts for cheap, so I'm trying this dino-bike build
“GRAFT”. Absolutely perfect!
We've noticed a significant uptick in corpse outlines at places believed to haunted. It's hard to tell if these ghost-markers are warning or warding. They often seem to memorialise the dead as appeasement. – Sophie Morley of Woden College's Graffiti Research and Formalisation Team (GRAFT), 1981
the wife has now informed me that since she has a job that requires her to be at work when her boss wants we will absolutely be changing the clocks and my new project is to find a real problem
Message board called truckloads where middle aged men (and those, like me, who are spiritually such) post pics of what they load up in their trucks and everyone says "hell yeah." Someday someone's like "I can't believe how gay this place has gotten" but it was always gay. It's called truckloads.
Commentary: If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral https://theonion.com/if-females-could-get-pregnant-thered-be-an-abortion-clinic-on-every-coral/
Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership
OH NO YOU DON’T
GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE