i thought Girls Trip was going to be fun but it’s cringe
it’s horrible but i could watch people making fun of those insane traumatic ANTM photoshoots forever
normalize re-recording a song without problematic people. i’m looking at you Big Bank. YG get back in the booth!
no child left behind was a mistake. a lot of these adults needed to be left behind a couple times
a white man just greeted me with “hey little sister”. i’m taking some mental health days off
after watching the reels my friends sent me i’ve decided all i need is a pager. the internet was a mistake
idk why people keep wishing pregnancy on me. they still don’t know how to handle black women in hospitals. do you want me to die?? i thought we were friends
thank you!!
is it too late to ask for one?
gone girl is my roman empire
my friend keeps wishing pregnancy on me and honestly imma have to demote him to acquaintance because my friends would never wish hell on me
the internet is such a big place. it’s so hard to find your people
white men are OP’ed
explaining to a supervisor at work that being an onlyfans model is not as simple as just having big titties and a camera
fingers crossed this year provides no character development. stop testing me
you can’t convince me pandas are meant to be out in the wild. let us have them as pets
my rendition of a fuckass bob
why do i always run into another black person when i’m looking raggedy?? like girl i’m not dressing up for these white folks but for you, you could’ve given me some warning
places i’m staying this year:
-quiet
-in my own lane
-blessed
i feel so creative after getting my cheeks clapped but it feels in bad taste to roll over and be on my phone jotting down ideas
not at all. life is like bowling. what’s going on in your lane got nothing do to with mine
i’ve learned not to get my hopes up for a new year until about a week in. i got to see what kind of time we on
good. i was hoping to get my butt in shape and finally go on some of the hikes in my area. maybe take some road trips too
as much as i enjoy car insurance commercials i will stick with AAA. i have never seen a commercial for them so i trust if something happens to my car they will pay out since they don’t pay for super bowl commercials
i just want to go on record saying that the fashion industry should be sued for the psychological damage low cut jeans did to my developing mind. i could’ve been paying attention to my teacher instead of worrying about my butt crack showing
lol i’ve been playing music for my coworkers and they know the country and rap songs but are so silent during my emo music
is emo music the true opposite of country music??
didn’t think about that. just funny to me that i had 2 of everything
i love being home alone because then i can have weird dinners like two hash browns, two hard boiled eggs, and two oreos. i call it noah’s ark
we can doordash! 😂🤣
