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Overheard at the kava bar “I just uploaded a lot emotional shit in chat gbt “

I’m tired of seeing all these weird groups of 40+ men dating a bunch of femmes in their twenties and calling it ENM, bitch that’s not a polycule that’s a daycare.

Actually I got hit with a bunch of health issues, lost a month at the gym and all my progress but there’s always next year 🫶

A man recently fucked up with me so bad I looked him dead in his eyes, picked up his bottle of klonopin and emptied it into my purse. Don’t be his peace, steal his peace away from him. Thats your peace now, enjoy it queen.

Yep, that tracks...😉🤣

I left Florida at 19 & a group of people from highschool who didn’t like me threw a party to celebrate that I left & honestly nothing comforts me more in my heart than knowing it’s been 10 years & they’re still in that small town in Florida drinking & partying except now they also have meth

I’m a lesbian fr this time

I’ve said “my grandmother was bipolar and a notoriously promiscuous woman” more times in this life than i can count

I’m so icked by all men right now
How are they are all so ugly and cringe

ever go out w a girl & tell her you only date bisexuals if they’ve de centered men & then one hour into the second date, that she invited you on, she says she has to go because her bf is waiting for her at a nearby bar & then after she texts you saying next time she wants to hang “privately”?

Whenever people over the age of 25 do something fucked up I’m like damn you did that with your full frontal lobe.

Just overheard someone at the bar say they’re ghosting their uncle

Have you ever kissed a bimbo their lipgloss is flavored and they smell like vanilla it’s crazy

Someone at the kava bar just said “I’m about due for a sex injury”

Might fuck around and contract HPV to celebrate pride month

I have to be in such queer spaces to avoid him

Full bush in a thong did 9/11

Guys come over thinking they’re gonna get pussy but all they’re getting is trauma and lore

I just popped a Valium and a plan B at the same time and I think that’s the cure for heartache

My toxic trait is I think I deserve a sweet treat (a Valium) every single day

I got ghosted by the same guy last year and this year and I hope he comes back around next year so we can keep the tradition alive

Patiently waiting for this depression to turn into mania so I can clean my room

IM USING THE APP THE SPIRAL RN SORRY

Bruh I’ve become a reply guy fr I’m gonna get blocked on everything

I wasn’t ready to commit tho fuck

Whatever no one checks their chess.com messages

I WAS DOING THIS ON THE ELLIPTICAL AT THE GYM AND MY PHONE SLIPPED AND I ACCIDENTALLY SENT FUCK

Do you even know how embarrassing it is to type and erase “I miss you” from chess.com account named “Pavlovsrawdog” to an account that is basically named “I 💕 penis” over and over again on loop

I miss this mf so much im thinking of reaching out on chess.com

The streets are lucky to have me