we tried nothing and are all out of ideas

a stylized rendition of Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson from the titular show The Simpsons. Homer is looking joyful while holding a beer and a donut. Bart is looking mischievous while holding a can of spray paint. a mixed-media background is used with a brick building and a flower patch, with Bart's signature "El Barto" graffiti plastered on said building. The colors are vibrant and saturated.

homero y hijo

2024 - NFTS 2025 - Al 2026 - STEW

hand doing "got your nose" gesture

This is what they took from you

just remembered i was still paying for linkedin premium, went to cancel my subscription, and got met with this screen. this should be illegal

Literally

"You will be visited by three spirits."

[picture of three losers you've never seen before and no alt text]

ahahaha man that's great

i make bitches mad like cow tools

If doraemon was my friend I think this is how it would go down

Maybe it’s because your church looks like an AMC showing Sonic 3

Remember, kids: Never, ever, under any circumstances, demand better from the people that just expect you to vote for them no matter what. Just don’t do it or you’ll never hear the last of it when they lose because they ran a shitty campaign.

They couldn't make it more obvious. They want the land for when global warming fucks the Earth

Front and back view of a light brown wooden podium.

Another Christmas has passed and no one got me a podium for my apartment for the purpose of arguments and driving a point home.

this is how cnn and the rest of the mainstream media advocates for a right wing agenda. by adopting gop framing as "the common sense approach" and then getting democrats to supposedly argue *against* common sense, the entire enterprise is essentially shaped like a fox news segment. its total bs.

“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it

a reply to the above post saying "why would you show your dumb mistake" and me replying with "you're*"

incredible

sorry but if your biggest problem in life is "wikipedia is too woke" you should probably blow your brains out

perfection

hope this was worth it

The Houston Texans have scored 2 American Football points the entire game.

Hal Jordan amused because Ollie got him Das Capital for Christmas

The yellow ribbon is a nice touch.

Nazis: I need you to send me untraceable currency so that I don't starve to death

Also Nazis: our worldview is sustainable for at least a thousand years

Santa getting a jump on the side of the road

Merry Christmas

If Nosferatu came to my house I’d destroy him by pointing out the contradictions in his ideology

I’m having a conversation with my mom about something I want for Christmas and a week later Santa gives it to me.

When will we pass privacy regulations

Rich Lather @allahliker my son just told me that i have a "fixed mindset" and he has a "growth mindset" so he's banned from youtube until i can figure out what is going on

my post: called my father for his birthday and ended the call with "ok i think we're done here" in the middle of a deranged rant thank you right wing media for making this blessing possible smith @fullcontactman.bsky.social: [Label: Jesse Singal Follower] horrible daughter

it’s the basic human compassion for me