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@botany.bsky.social

staring at the sun until one of us blinks he/him

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are you still taking your full salary now that you've outsourced part of your work to AI?

05.08.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

especially adrian chiles

05.08.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

good to know! i'll try it the arts&crafts way first i think and see how often i see myself using that pan.

05.08.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the actual cooking part is easy as hell, i can already see myself cursing heavily during the foil origami portion haha

05.08.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

well that's going on the to-do list

05.08.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i am once again calling for the abolishment of opinion pieces

05.08.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what a fucking piece of shit you are

05.08.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

don't say "we", quisling

05.08.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When you strip away humanity

26.07.2025 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 19124    πŸ” 8025    πŸ’¬ 548    πŸ“Œ 956

chanterelle season is here so i got some last friday and made a spinach and mushroom sauce from them today. was v good πŸ„β€πŸŸ«

03.08.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

glhf 🫑

03.08.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that's our steve!

03.08.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a text convo with a scammer. 

I like mature and opinionated people. How old are you and what kind of person are you?
Yesterday 7:41 PM
I AM 73 YEARS OLD AND I AM FILL OF OPINIONS
YOU GO FIRST!
73 is a nice age.I think you have a lot of experiences. Nice to meet you.l'm Gillian from Miami Beach and you?
I AM STEVE FROM BOCA!
Today 6:51 AM
Oh! Steve have a good name.Nice place, you place is very nice and there are lots of things to visit e
It's me!Can you share me a pic?

Screenshot of a text convo with a scammer. I like mature and opinionated people. How old are you and what kind of person are you? Yesterday 7:41 PM I AM 73 YEARS OLD AND I AM FILL OF OPINIONS YOU GO FIRST! 73 is a nice age.I think you have a lot of experiences. Nice to meet you.l'm Gillian from Miami Beach and you? I AM STEVE FROM BOCA! Today 6:51 AM Oh! Steve have a good name.Nice place, you place is very nice and there are lots of things to visit e It's me!Can you share me a pic?

More scammer screenshots 

Steve, Are you still here?
NO I AM IN BOCA RATON!
Nice place, you place is very nice and there are lots of things to visit EBtw, what king of work do you do for a living?
WORK? I AM 73 AND LIVE IN BOCA.
Yes, May I know your job?
I AM 73 AND ON SOCIAL SECURITY
Today 10:27 AM
(MY DAUGHTER JUST TELLS ME TO SAY THAT. I AM RETIRED BUT HAVE REAL ESTATE INVESTMENTS)

More scammer screenshots Steve, Are you still here? NO I AM IN BOCA RATON! Nice place, you place is very nice and there are lots of things to visit EBtw, what king of work do you do for a living? WORK? I AM 73 AND LIVE IN BOCA. Yes, May I know your job? I AM 73 AND ON SOCIAL SECURITY Today 10:27 AM (MY DAUGHTER JUST TELLS ME TO SAY THAT. I AM RETIRED BUT HAVE REAL ESTATE INVESTMENTS)

Steve, Are you still here?
I AM STILL IN BOCA, ARE YOU HERE NOW?
Do you use WhatsApp?It's the same number?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS SORRY
Well, I'll send you an SMS from my personal phone. I hope you'll reply to my message.
THIS IS THE ONLY PHONE I HAVE

Steve, Are you still here? I AM STILL IN BOCA, ARE YOU HERE NOW? Do you use WhatsApp?It's the same number? I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS SORRY Well, I'll send you an SMS from my personal phone. I hope you'll reply to my message. THIS IS THE ONLY PHONE I HAVE

THIS IS STEVE FROM BOCA!

02.08.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

doctors can be ANY SPECIES OF MAMMAL???

03.08.2025 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

that's good to hear!

02.08.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

that's beautiful man

02.08.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i strongly suggest everyone report this account for transphobia, thanks

02.08.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

did you read the article? because it answers those questions.

02.08.2025 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Self-termination is most likely’: the history and future of societal collapse An epic analysis of 5,000 years of civilisation argues that a global collapse is coming unless inequality is vanquished

For thousands of years, we have been parasitised, exploited and destroyed by elites. Our survival depends on overthrowing them.
Fascinating article by @dpcarrington.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/environment/...

02.08.2025 07:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2654    πŸ” 1078    πŸ’¬ 135    πŸ“Œ 129

yeah you're coming off as incredibly normal lmao

02.08.2025 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i mean "powell should be 'put out to pasture'" is an explicit order to murder the guy, no?

01.08.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Pete & Bas - South Eastenders
YouTube video by Sindhu World Pete & Bas - South Eastenders

πŸ“’ THIS IS NOT A TEST πŸ“’

πŸ“’PETE AND BAS JUST DROPPED πŸ“’

01.08.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oof. sorry to hear that :| keeping my fingers crossed for you*

*we would actually say "i'm pinching the thumbs for you" (it's grammatically ambiguous if i'm pinching my thumbs, your thumbs, or the thumbs of the hitchhikers i have murdered. thumbs are involved.)

01.08.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*feminem

01.08.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this would be devastating to her position if she could read

01.08.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

posting isn't fighting you moron

01.08.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

of course starmer was also so unpopular then that he massively depressed turnout.

01.08.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

starmer didn't win, the tories handed him an election. any labour leader would have won that year.

01.08.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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pictured: something that didn't happen

01.08.2025 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

correct, a starmer government will only let reform in

01.08.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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