Chris Schleicher

Would have loved one kiss between Russell and Paul but playing string instruments together was honestly more intimate

I was also there! Can’t explain exactly why this movie hits so much harder for me now but I think something chemically changed in me when I became a dad?

This week’s themes were “women surrounded by men who think they know better” and “stuck on a weird island” (counting Great Britain as a weird island).

They say the hardest job in the world is mother, but it’s actually the mailman who has Brigadoon on his route.

This is where I post from

At this point, the Criterion Channel needs to be named in my will.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he’ll eat for a day. If you teach a mouse to make cookies, he’ll starve because his little paws can’t operate the oven without you.

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

You might think it’s fun to get your dog a DNA test, but you won’t be laughing when he is identified as a notorious serial killer who terrorized the Bay Area, bringing relief to many families who thought they would never see justice.

anybody else’s gyre feel wider lately

Wearing a “nice shirt!” shirt will really slow down your day.

(Les Mis takes place decades later)

Watching And Just Like That and Miranda called I Dreamed a Dream a French Revolution themed song 🥴
I remember when Miranda used to be smart!!

Boyfriend is out of town so I’m being a little naughty 😈 (watching movies without the subtitles turned on)

A thing I say out loud to myself about once a day is, “what are shows that I watch?”

This revival of Sunset Blvd landing during the collapse of Hollywood feels as eerily apt as the Chicago revival landing right after the OJ trial

I'm sorry if this opinion isn't "woke," but Twin Peaks: The Return is not a movie!

love island is actually a decades-long experiment in introducing straight culture to non-monogamy

I haven’t known a moment’s peace this week

Twenty years later, Sluggo brought that brick to Stonewall 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

There's no greater diva behavior than singing a song to your best friend and it starts with "it must have been cold there in my shadow."

(Materialists is v good)

When I see y’all calling Dakota Johnson a “bad actress”

Summer Hours 🤩

If a woman is having a really rough time, I’m seated! 🍿

Left off a lot of my faves because I did it off the top of my head but this is generally where I’m at

How it feels to be the only one of your friends watching Love Island UK because everyone else is watching Love Island USA

Billy Bigelow is up for the job