Chris Schleicher

I should be able to pay extra to get notes on my singing from the human who’s remotely operating my Waymo

An important thing for my mental health has been to switch from an age-based metric of self-worth to a LOOKS-based metric.

Gen Z is cool and all but have they ever killed the diamond industry

The right to speak our minds and to disagree with each other - to disturb, even - is at the very heart of what it means to be a free people. It is not to be denied. Not by violence, not by the abuse of governmental power, nor by acts of corporate cowardice. As a Guild, we stand united in opposition to anyone who uses their power and influence to silence the voices of writers, or anyone who speaks in dissent. If free speech applied only to ideas we like, we needn't have bothered to write it into the Constitution. What we have signed on to - painful as it may be at times - is the freeing agreement to disagree. Shame on those in government who forget this founding truth. As for our employers, our words have made you rich. Silencing us impoverishes the whole world. The WA stands with Jimmy Kimmel and his writers.

WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!

reading a book about china. apparently the government there has sent federal forces into cities, taken shares of major private enterprises, slapped tariffs on industries, and pressured media outlets to fire people they politically disagreed with. didn’t know this.

my house is literally on pretty girl avenue btw

For every second they waste checking in YET AGAIN on this awful Emmys bit, I'm donating money to the Nakamura Foundation.

So glad you’re back! These are the highlight of my day!

Author photo should be by request only

Sometimes the author photo ruins the whole experience.

We teach Christophers to shrink themselves. To write their name as “Chris S” on the karaoke sign-up sheet…

Watch Pickup on South Street! An 80 minute slay featuring this great performance from Thelma Ritter

Me talking to a twentysomething at the bar

Watching K-Popped. I’m concerned Patti Labelle thought she was doing a soul competition and not a competition in Seoul.

My feelings on Survivor Australia vs the World

Sometimes it’s nice to wander NYC and think to yourself, “Wow! I really could not live here!”

Nice try, that is a Zoombini about to go on a logical journey

Anyway, stream Midnight Sun!!!! ☀️ 😇 🇸🇪

Stanning Zara Larsson is a trauma response

The discreet charm of being in a shoes-on household

Victor Garber, I am so sorry, you did not deserve that

Just finished the And Just Like That series finale

Watched it this weekend and was legit blown away that we can’t make anything this honestly gay in 2025

Rhythm of Love is lowkey goated when you don’t have a bitch in your ear talking about Impossible Princess

“We’re doing A Thousand Clowns this year” the second time sends a chill down my spine every time

I’m asking my next Grindr hookup for a bowl of water 🧙‍♀️

Dinah Manoff maybe my fave one scene performance in any movie

An all time fave for me! Mary should have won!

Would have loved one kiss between Russell and Paul but playing string instruments together was honestly more intimate