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.....the old adage, particularly in DC, is still true: If you can't dazzle them with brilliance....baffle them with bullshit! 😊

11.08.2025 15:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump’s Birthday Parade Canceled After He Fails to Produce Birth Certificate “Without a birth certificate, we have no evidence of when or where President Trump was born.," the military brass said,

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29.05.2025 15:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Former WaPo Cartoonist Completes Ownership of Jeff Bezos Ann Telnaes Kicks Toadying Oligarch's Ass Yet Again

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The ultimate FYou! 😊

07.05.2025 02:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One Hundred Days of Ineptitude

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29.04.2025 21:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

JD Vance to Represent Satan at Pope's Funeral The Prince of Darkness said that he could not attend the funeral himself because it conflicts with a Tesla board meeting.

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24.04.2025 11:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump Urges Vatican to Select New Pope from Cast of "Fox & Friends" “You want to have a pope who’s good on TV,” Trump said.

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21.04.2025 20:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Poll: Majority of Americans Favor Swapping Trump for Abrego Garcia Poll respondents agreed that a maximum security prison in El Salvador is an appropriate place to house a felon convicted on 34 counts.

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16.04.2025 11:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Traitor of the Week: Quisling No. 7 TBR Sunday Read

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06.04.2025 11:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Redirecting...

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27.03.2025 05:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Traitor of the Week: Quisling No. 5 TBR Sunday Read

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23.03.2025 13:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump Gets New Podiatrist’s Note in Preparation for War with Canada His new podiatrist, Dr. Mehmet Oz, composed the note.

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17.03.2025 13:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Traitor of the Week: Quisling No. 4 TBR Sunday Read

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16.03.2025 13:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

King Charles Downgrades Trump’s State Visit to Lunch with Prince Andrew “Sorry, chap, you’ve got to take one for the team," the King told Andrew.

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03.03.2025 12:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Zelenskyy Meets With Russian Agent “It was important to communicate with someone who speaks for Putin," the Ukrainian said.

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01.03.2025 01:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Laura Jedeed 2-22-25 Coeur d'Alene, Idaho: Woman Assaulted During Town Hall

This:

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24.02.2025 21:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Musk Forms Dept. Of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE) He boasted that he was “taking DOGE to the next level.”

www.borowitzreport.com/p/musk-forms...

24.02.2025 17:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

23.02.2025 22:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

TBR's Traitor of the Week TBR Sunday Read

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23.02.2025 15:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

McConnell Retires: “My Work Destroying this Country is Done” “I retire with my head held high, knowing that I am leaving the country in smoldering ruins.”

McConnell Retires: “My Work Destroying this Country is Done”
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21.02.2025 11:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

....seems it is time to force republicans to push back on the madness that DJT is causing..... LOUDLY use the current cowardice of elected republicans against them......don't wait for "donors" to apply pressure.....an overwhelming, suffocating pressure must occur en masse.

21.02.2025 03:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Zelenskyy Agrees to Hold Immediate Election and Run for President of United States “I will gladly relocate from Ukraine to do the job.”

www.borowitzreport.com/p/zelenskyy-...

20.02.2025 00:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Putin Agrees to Negotiate with Musk over Ownership of Trump The negotiations are proving contentious.

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19.02.2025 02:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

21.01.2025 17:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

28.12.2024 12:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

.....y'know....I think ALL of the Republicans who are so gung-ho re illegal immigrant exportation should be forced to trade places with the illegal immigrants who are being targeted.....and live exactly as the current illegal immigrants are living for a 6 month period.. ....

28.12.2024 03:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

.....if western religion is the opiate of the masses....then religion absolves believers of critical thinking......😊

13.12.2024 13:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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13.12.2024 13:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

.....one of my all-time favorites....😊

06.12.2024 01:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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06.12.2024 01:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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