Hector Matos

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Heh heh you said butt

The story around how complicated it is to do anything on mastodon prevented me from ever trying it to begin with

I need to know why Alf is such a huge deal here

Would you like to cross the streams?

How about this thread of a veterinary pathologist explaining exactly how Kermit and Miss Piggy could do the nasty, scientifically speaking?

Popsicles

Ugh Stormlight Archive is so goddamn good I’m literally planning a reread

So should we call quote skeets “skoots”?

I’m stealing this for myself later

New hellthread idea: tattoo appreciation post I’ll go first

When you find out let me know

What I wouldn’t give to begin a career in game development without making my family go hungry.

I can guarantee this joke has always been made

All skeet skeet motherfuckers