Sbooks

Which dick should I choose? *flips a coin*

Anesthesia still wearing off. They gave me that good shit.

Cooking the Good Books

A threesome sounds overstimulating and I have ADHD.

Harm reduction?

Senate war powers vote fails 52-48.

Funny how they always have just enough votes to stop these things!

Just looked at the hole in my gum. That shit is gnarly. The human body is gross.

Not kissing a man’s feet on a triple dog dare. I don’t care.

Literally!

When you gotta lie about the size of your crew, I know you getting ya ass WHOOPED!

Falling asleep on someone and drooling. They don’t budge. 😭

Thank you. 🥹

Just looked my extracted tooth. Umm why it look like that?! Yuck.

Yes. He wants me to each yogurt bc the soft. I can chew on the other side.

Now I just need to talk him into getting me a burger.

Being in such a vulnerable state but knowing I’m cared for. Feels so good.

Having a real friend here to get me settled. Taking care of my meds. My food. 🥺😭

Just finished my oral surgery. I’m high as a kite. Hungry. Horny. Sleep.

People have said it to others or subbed and you know who they are talking about.

Hold ok. That pink and yellow…

Michigan made throat over here.

Then again, could be entertaining.

Imagine all the people y’all called ugly in one place? Thats a bad idea.

I will not. See how we act?

Not romantically.

Black sky anything is not a good idea.

Being your progeny’s biggest opp is wild.

Is bacon not meat?

Gotta add a dash of this and that when it’s cooking.