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a kirby air riders results screen where first place and 4th place have been switched. a notice in the middle reads: Tragically, CPU3 passed away during today's race. To honor them and their memory, they will be posthumously awarded the first place title. We understand this may upset the previously determined winner of the race. However, we feel it is important to treat all race participants with respect, and we have determined that this is the best way to show support to the deceased. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused. Please refer to the Kirby Air Riders™ Health & Safety Guide for more information.

last night i had a dream where i was playing a race against cpus in kirby air riders and won, but there was a mechanic where one of the cpus could be randomly revealed to have died in the middle of the race and it would automatically give them first place

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Sassy racoon

#rambley #indigopark

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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

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bleh

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Valentines themed Elliot in greyscale looking rather pensive

Overwhelmed with love to give #casart

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Cappy! (Oops i forgot to post here)

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if you pet him you might get shocked

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what the fuck is a blob. Fuck you

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roof roof

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A two-panel comic. In panel one, Swap jolts awake in a cold sweat. In panel two, we see a web page, showing reviews for "Last Night's Dream (2058)". Swap leaves a 0.5/5-star rating, saying "would give 0 stars if i could..." Soup leaves a 4.5/5-star rating, saying "👍"

#MiscreantsComic No. 212 - Bad Dream (2/12/26)

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electric dog

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lil venomoth🦋✨

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a man in a suit is holding a microphone in front of his face . ALT: a man in a suit is holding a microphone in front of his face .

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Hunter

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staaaaaaaaare... 🤎🤍
#eevee #pokemon #eeveehouse

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3d render of a skitty overlooking a fishbowl, with a bright red lamp shining above. two luvdisc are smooching in the fishbowl, with a decorative plate of pasta (with sauce and meatballs!!!) on a miniature table. there are aquatic plants and 2 plastic heart decorations inside the bowl.

🍝 don't interrupt their date!
#b3d #pokemon #art

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