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The design of toilets are so annoying like what do you mean I have to buy a new one every time I flush 😭😭😭

2016 - Hugh Mungus
2018 - Big Chungus
2020 - Among Us
2022 - Morbius
2024 - Not Like Us
2026 - Iridocyclitus

Letting the poop crust up in yo butt and eating it like breadcrumbs is $4.95 on Steam

“Dance if you listen to clario, drink matcha lattes, read femimist literature and like coraline”
Me asf:

Stephen Curry: "I'mma take this piss from the three point line hold on"
Me, tryna catch a lil pee pee in my mouth from afar:

How white people react when you tell them their family has died in a car crash

When your 'poo bf' is feeding you the 'poo'

When you about to die of dehydration in the desert so you try to open your mouth under yo girl to catch sweat droplets

So-called 'stubborn,' 'rebellious' babies when you say "Here comes the airplane"

Homework = Boring
Bacon = Delicious
Yeule = EPIC

Your impact on the world is immeasurable thank you for your service

i made the squidward video when i was 14 and the reason it got taken down was because one day i use the audio swap feature on youtube and changed it to the Kidz Bop cover of TikTok by Kesha and spammed annotations all over the screen and it got taken down for spam by youtube moderation

“Green poops are just completely unnecessary for the pooping experience”

Met Grummz in a public restroom and he started complaining to me about Poop DEI: “Why does diarrhea and constipation even exist?”

Top notch stuff

My Despicable Wii got the Homegru Channel

*Begins viciously roasting those who don’t believe in South African white genocide* Yep, I just got chills…

PACKGrok: A New Level of Bodacious

What if we combined PACKGOD and Grok to create a divine being greater than anything we could possibly conceive. Fucking mental.

Everything you could ever need to know is just one Grok prompt away

Dear Grok Drop The Facts On Those Who Wronged Me

a man in a straw hat is crying with a tear coming out of his eyes ALT: a man in a straw hat is crying with a tear coming out of his eyes

White people when you put seasoning on there food. 💀🤦

Wasians love telling you about how wasian they are someone just told me about how they like to stare at people wasianly bro shut up

a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a house and making a funny face . ALT: a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a house and making a funny face .

Pee. Poo. Fart.

She asked me “So what are we” after we made out and I said 70% water

I’m an 8.7/10 in looks, my logic is always infallible and I make $99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 annually

My life like a rage comic I wake up and get trolled again

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