GreenBird

"a thousand hissing snakes,"

- William Shakespeare, Titus Andronicus, Act 2, Scene 3
#JonathanPine #TeddyDosSantos #TomHiddleston #DiegoCalva #TheNightManager #ShakespeareSunday

Stolen from tumblr because bsky is a disappointment with their lack of love for Teddy dos Santos. #thenightmanager #teddydossantos god damn I love me my evil brunettes.

Eh, I’ve had enough of the tragic bury your gays. It’s the same thing we get, over and over. Hets get their culminated feelings, queers get their coy maybes. Its so often it’s a trope to us. it’s 3/4 of our classic media. We can tragedies without the nebulous ‘maybe’ there to make the haters happy

I’m just mad I got queerbaited in 2025

Teddy was in love with Jonathan.

Teddy should have had a better end in #TheNightManager Jonathan should have at least kissed him. Teddy was a good boy in the end and he was in love. @amazonprime.bsky.social you’re a hoe for chickening out on that. Queerbaiting is lame.

Robert, letting a man core out your guts is not a stand in for a confession or an apology.

(Love the lighting and composition on this, beautiful)

My partner, pointing at Robert Robertson: “This one’s your type because he’s a bitchy, depressed, feral twunk who has no friends.”
My partner, pointing to Flambae: “You’ll like this one because he’s a mean, funny, bully gay with his hairy tits out.”

Fucker knows me so well. Damn.

The Evil Twink Will Pay #flambert

Improper use of the Mecha Man suit #flambert

the idea of robert hooking up with flambae before telling him the truth

mr flambae

#flambae #dispatch #dispatchfanart

I created a new pseudonym so I could post rancid AU Dispatch porn #flambert

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[ #BRart | #dispatch | #art | #flambae | #fanart]

@greenbird.bsky.social your fanfic inspired me, so i drew my fav snake, Azurmat my beloved (ignore the mistakes, its been months since reading, haha). the perfect beast

Oh my god?! 💕 my beautiful blue baby!

Baldur’s Gate 3 Ships

God Tier:
Karlach/Wyll
Karlach/Astarion (spawn only)
Karlach/Shadowheart
The Dark Urge/Minthara (evil)
The Dark Urge/Astarion
Wyll/Astarion (spawn only)

Mid Tier:
Lae’zel/Shadowheart (they had potential)
Halsin/Anyone

Shit Tier:
Gale/Anyone (I’m sorry-he’s so boring)

Did I show you guys this abomination I drew? #marcustheworm

I find the hardest part of horses to draw is their heads… so you may be in luck with this one!

Dhampirs again 🌙✥ 2018

Yesssssss 💕

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Wet #wyllstarion lineart — #Astarion is just offering #Wyll a wash…

Wet #Wylstarion doodle.

Because there was some #wyll hate drama going around, I would like to remind everyone that #Wyllstarion is peak.

I want y'all to know something; leaving a comment on a fic that is old and hasn’t had attention, or maybe hasn’t updated in a long while, can actually bring it back to life.

I have been working on two fics that are so rare and that I considered dead, all because someone loved them and let me know.

Deadpool’s thumbs up on the last pic 🤣

it’s wild to think that’s nearly 20 years ago. That’s how old the ship is now. Dang!

18 year old me was really putting their back into it. I fucked those computer paper sheets UP. 😂

It’s meeeeee the monsterfucker! 🤣 Thank you! It was surprisingly fun to write.

God bless the random nerd going through and reading all of my fics right now on my AO3. I love you.