Jonathan Williams

Surely that handlebar moustache cannot last?

You sir are a genius.

Don't you just love how your most loyal fans have nothing better to do than take the piss out of one of your biggest moment of fame. I think that is a great thing and shows so much love, you big bunch of twats.

You won't remember this, but I once asked you on twatter if you'd miss all the fan jnteraction if you ever got massively popular, and..... so.......

No luke...... I am THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS.......

PIGS IN SPAAAAAAAACE

The correct response of course.

Were you a ZX Spectrum guy or a Commodore 64 guy back in the day so that those of us of a certain age can form our own judgements on just how much you know computer?

Someone nearly ripped it off of my back in trier / treves.

Mclusky people person t shirt

Sir. I have a t shirt to sell back to you if you're interested.

Huge movement of cranes this afternoon over chez moi. They don't like the low cloud.

Thanks for this. I'd just stopped whistling the bassline about three weeks ago and now it's back with all it's mates bouncing around inside my empty skull.

Fuschia or however the fuck it's spelled or spelt? That fucking bass line.

Is crystal fascia pink rough trade same as see through red Townsend the same or different. Asking for a friend.

Don't worry about svalbard them armoured polar bears will sort them out.

Scared animals.

Viz Roger's profanisaurus is your friend.

You evil phoquer.

The truth will have its day.

That day is now.

Release all the Epstein files.

C) Both

Do you know who my husband is? Fuck off, do you know who my dad is?

Maybe I should be putting that on fesshole? I absolutely shat myself at the time. My dad was waiting to pick me up 🤣🤣🤣 I thought i was going to get arrested.

I bought a porn video in philadelphia in 1999 during a birdwatching trip visiting friends who lived in cape may NJ at the time. Got pulled in customs at manc airport on the way back. What's this sir? Flustered. Birdwatching video. 10 minutes later. Not your classic birdwatching video is it sir. No.

Birdwatching high quality binoculars and telescope.

Oh god yes. THAT. 16 yrs in france and I'd forgotten about it. Peace and quiet here.

Common Cranes taking an absolute hammering in NE france at the moment. My local patch was littered with dead and dying birds last Saturday. Grim and heartbreaking.

It's behind you!

Just google lincoln square Manchester.

Utterly depressing spectacle at my local patch etang de lachaussee. Dozens of ill, already dead, and dying cranes all over the lake. It's totally heartbreaking to see. What a grim sight. There were 4 WT Eagles around too but they've been seen attacking the weakened cranes. Hope they're ok.

And if they're not too busy identifying the remains of a mosquito whats been scraped off the windscreen of a boeing dreamliner, then maybe, just maybe if you cam find them, you can post your sample in a suitably hermetically sealed container and hire the A Team.