Tracey Danger (Davies)

Man reads lion a book

Chapter One

It was a beautiful sun-drenched morning in the Serengeti National Park, and Skippy the lion had just taken two baby antelopes out of the equation.

This is class

Emperor Trump crowns emperor Musk. In attendance are Russell Brand, Farage, Tate, Connor McGregor, Netanyahu and Putin.

🤣

Don’t they just! Actual adult children

I’m a professional, Barry. You know that. Happy Christmas you marvellously grumpy sod

Who said I’m sober?

Cheers sugar tits 😜

Travel PR darlings, I’m looking for gorgeous, cool, unique wellness retreats around the world. Any suggestions? Email me at tracey@traceydavies.co.uk

The Christmas TV listings are out and once again they have not listened to my proposal

💯 would buy

Gregg Wallace releases video explaining his antics on Masterchef:

Maybe because middle class women of a certain age are in a position to call out this shit without fear of losing a salary they need. And can do it on behalf of young women starting out in their careers who are just as sick of this shit but can’t say anything because they need to earn a living.

We’ve only gone and dun a podcast. waywardwimmin.substack.com/p/podcast-ou... @rhondylou.bsky.social

Been to B&Q to get some titles for my self-published romance novels.

Oi oi. How’s the new twitter doing? Happy to be here 🙌