Love living in the goddamn wild west but in the midwest
"According to investigators, a 28-year-old man and his girlfriend were driving on East Tallmadge Avenue when another vehicle fired shots at them. The man told police he returned fire before leaving the area and calling authorities."
😂😂😂
lol just meat and unpasteurized milk in his intestines
Oh neat, we're about to find out how general anesthesia affects a human with an all meat diet. Should be interesting.
So he is admitting that no one is calling for Sharia Law, just that some people THINK there is. I see what you did there, Mike.
I just had to tell Walgreens verbally AND electronically that I did not want their Walgreens credit card when I checked out today.
Oh I'm so sorry lol
So no. The answer is no.
Civil engineers, I swear to god.
One describing two dams that we used to own but don't anymore and what work was done to make them Not Dams, one about a dam that someone else owns, and one that attaches the national inventory list of dams, how many are in our county, how many are in townships, and none of which we own.
H, what is it like working with engineers?
Well you ask a yes/no question. "Does our agency own any dams? It's for insurance paperwork I have to fill out."
You receive not 1, not 2, but 4 replies.
Are...are the children child laborers? Are they leaping for joy to be done with work? What's happening?
Oh yeah I'll review the wage settlement report, let me just pull it up and
What an odd picture to use on a wage report
There’s so many more important things to remember! But no, my brain held on to 4 lines of a Fresh Prince of Bel-Air episode from 32 years ago
Doing my civic duty and so far it’s been 45 minutes of waiting around. Every time I have to sit somewhere and wait my brain does this song
“Stuck in a basement sittin’ on a tricycle, girl getting on my nerves
I’m losing my mind, I thought she was fine, don’t know if her body is hers”
Thinking about creating a Bluesky account just to document the Dad Jokes my coworker tells. Just this morning:
"Working out doesn't work out for me"
"He is the peace president! I'll take a piece of this, a piece of this, a piece of this"
They found him. He died.
Another murder by our immigration goon squads
No one is concerned about this it seems like. Like I get that it's likely due to my existing stenosis and since there's no weakness, it's all "meh". But I sure would like to know if my displaced vertebra is getting worse or if it's unstable now and I need surgery sooner rather than later.
My right leg and foot went numb on February 12. I was able to see my doctor about it on February 16. The MRI she ordered is still stuck in authorization limbo on February 25th.
Healthcare in America. I should have just gone to the ER, I would paid one million dollars for it but I'd get that MRI
oh. I generally really like that generation but um. ew.
This is second best thing Apple has ever done. The best being that they show you the texted or emailed codes at the bottom of your current screen and autofill them in of course.
Hooooold up - I can now put them on hold when they put me on hold???
(Shows how often I actually call someone on the phone, this may have been an option for a long time )
Followed by a book 6 months later written by a reporter who was getting all the information leaked to him in real time but didn't want to lose access to Trump
On meetings
it's snowing and it's an in person meeting that is not located in my personal office so I can't make it
because I don't feel like it and don't want to
Wait we all still love Jeff Goldblum right?
Haha I should say my other requirement for choosing was "pick the least problematic smug person" gif
Oooh that's a good one! I just looked up "very smug gifs"
"Before I tell them no, I figured I'd check with you"
EXCUSE ME? TELL THEM "NO"?
EYE am a paperwork expert, thank you very much
When an auditor assumes you don’t have supporting documents and a report going back 5 years that you update monthly, but you do.
I have seen no reply that said "peaches" so I applaud your excellent taste, Bluesky. Peaches are the best.
Feel the same way about grapefruit. Cutting and digging out little triangles of fruit meat just to get a super sour taste.
