Tim📍PHL

Meanwhile I was singing, “the beat so fat come make me come—um..um..um..over to your place!” with zero thoughts in my head

The camp in question…

Started buying camo clothing and had to break it to my family that camp is now gay

Sending you lots of love, hugs, and good gym pumps today 💝

The way I haven’t been able to go to the gym going on week 2 (bc of work meetings) is making me crazy

We love seeing silly-goofy boys doing silly-goofy gym bro things

play amber waves by ethel cain

So who’s gonna tell the crunchy people that drinking raw milk is increasing their chances of getting b*rd flu?

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Currently experiencing Sunday Scaries bc I go back to work tomorrow. Will be putting a Teams status saying my internet/power are acting up due to the storm

The urge to join my HOA’s gym because it’s cheap and close, but also the urge to stay at my current gym for all the eye candy

It’s become part of my daily routine, like, “Oh, time to take my little gay pill!”

With great power comes great responsibility…also thirst traps

The power they wield over me especially 😮‍💨

without downloading anything, show me what energy you’re bringing to 2025

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Less than two weeks before new Ethel Cain

Bjéar, his self-titled album is very Noah Kahan-esque and atmospheric. Gives Viking/nordic vibes

Omg STOP, you’re too kind. Also Merry Christmas 🎄

face card so good I had to make it my pfp

merry quismaus 🎄

It’s a chicken nuggets and bottle of wine kinda night

Gonna have to start packing protein powder and creatine next to your underwear and socks 😂

Kissing the besties is so much fun, like we can smooch, kiki immediately after, then smooch some more

*slams laptop closed until january 2nd*

“This is the most violent one I’ve seen”
“You look amazing”
“😍🔥”
The reviews are in and I’m not telling you which ones came from my family 🥰

As Renee Rapp once said, now [your] tummy hurts

It’s warm out today (60 degrees) and I’m feeling f*ral at the gym

Back is massive my good sir

Serving ArcGIS realness

State Champions 🏆

BetMGM | #FlyEaglesFly