Chris Cantwell

I just ordered mine, can’t wait

“LET’S DO THE FUCKING NEWS!”

jean-luc picard from TNG wearing a starfleet uniform in cardigan form

haha his little cardigan. lil picardi-cardi. picardigan.

NOOO

Hey buddy if you haven’t been following things very closely you’d see that the TV landscape is being gutted. This kind of thing reminds me of the better times.

I did not know that

9-1-1 poster with Angela Bassett in FUCKING SPACE!

Look, I appreciate this. TV needs more of this. Let’s have fun again. Seriously things are so bad in the industry and everywhere. Let’s all turn on stuff at night together and go “that was insane” and then surprise there are 20 more episodes and the characters don’t remember being in orbit.

Been working on this for quite some time, but it is finally finished. Cover quality Shadow commission

On this day in 1945, bar owner William Sianis bought tix to the WS for himself and Murphy, his pet goat. Sianis became so upset when the Wrigley Field ushers asked his guest to leave, he placed a curse on the Cubs, claiming they’d never win a WS again. Here’s my painting of the ol’ place.

Golden gun no oddjob used to represent the kind of social contract we championed in this country

Is this you wanting to strangle me

Iron First sits on a shelf of Shakespeare and Homer.

The classics.

Drawing of Superman crying in a chair

I visited the apartment building ICE raided on Tuesday today. Story to come, but you can walk right in. Half of the apartments have no doors on them. Children's stuff abandoned in some flats. *Citizen* residents told me they were arrested and held for hours in zipties. This is America

there's a picture of her with the front of her shirt just soaked in blood. imagine trying to crack an 84 year old woman's skull and body slamming an 84 year old vet leaning on a walker.

is this the warrior ethos we've heard so much about?

"They're trying to convince people they can't do the things they've been doing easily for years - to write emails, to write a presentation. Your daughter wants you to make up a bedtime story about puppies - to write that for you." We will get to the point, she says with a grim laugh, "that you will essentially become just a skin bag of organs and bones, nothing else. You won't know anything and you will be told repeatedly that you can't do it, which is the opposite of what life has to offer. Capitulating all kinds of decisions like where to go on vacation, what to wear today, who to date, what to eat. People are already doing this. You won't have to process grief, because you'll have uploaded photos and voice messages from your mother who just died, and then she can talk to you via AI video call every day. One of the ways it's going to destroy humans, long before there's a nuclear disaster, is going to be the emotional hollowing-out of people." - author and filmmaker Justine Bateman from a piece by Emine Saner for the Guardian

Author and filmmaker Justine Bateman on generative AI

Mega Man comic

Take it from Alex. This one is available at all FINE comic shops…

THX 1138 is tortured in a limitless prison by faceless cops

Everything is great

The conversation between Klein and Coates showed me that a lot of people who screech about “infighting” on the left aren’t aware of the fact that marginalized people have been forced to learn how to regulate their emotions during conflict, and so, are better able to hear what’s actually being said.

That’s right!!! Anyway yes, we must talk more about this legacy

Have we not talked about this?? My family’s been season ticket holders since 1953. I have got some stories of trial and tribulation!!!!

Cubs win flag

I have it on good authority Elmer Fudd fucked everyone in the Looney Tunes ensemble. EVERYONE

Oh my god, well done, that had to be it because I remember having that!!!!!

1000’s being forced out of NASA, an entire apartment building subject to warrantless raid by faceless federal agents who pulled screaming naked children into the streets, all the while the president continues to build a ballroom bigger than the White House while the govt is shut down

This is 1984, this Return of the Jedi sleeping bags and a talking MisterT doll

Cute kid with brown hair excitedly opening some toy in 1984

This is me at 3 years old.

YES