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She doesn't DROWN ME

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

Some incredibly ancient ink doodles. You can kinda see my gay little style be born.

This stuff. The initial bite is VERY close to peanut butter but it does have kinda weird toasty aftertaste? It’s p good but I think I’ll like it more for cooking.

Shit you caught me

prize radish

I DONT HAVE THAT KIND OF EQUIPMENT

It’s just soy.

I don’t do that I’ve never been naked before.

PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY

TERRAIN, TERRAIN, PULL UP.

I take a bite and my brain is like “THROW UP, THIS IS GONNA KILL YOU!!”’

Wife got me a pb substitute so I can have a pb&j again and the mental block I’m having because it tastes similar is TREMENDOUS.

Gotta corner the market

I am powerless

I gotta have a list so I can start charging $5 a pop.

WHO THE HELL IS OUT HERE GETTING HOT AND BOTHERED BY THIS????

God forbid a little freak has his weird weenor flowing in the breeze. He’ll wear his fig leaf next time

When I die and they’re sifting through my relics every page will be a brand new sensory surprise (negative)

He’s cold

“Why are they naked?” Because they’re in their own homes?????

Another for the papers

Get you one shaped like this

Wip :)

#IdesofMarch A bronze Roman larva convivialis 199 BCE-500CE--a type of memento mori displayed at a banquet or feast to remind the revelers of their own mortality.
collection.sciencemuseumgroup.org.uk/objects/co90....
#TheVictorianBookoftheDead

Plus I had a bad fever dream where my wife fell off a bridge into a flooded river so now I gotta stay awake to make sure she doesn’t decide to do that.

I think that pain that makes you nauseous and sweaty all night should be illegal.

Didn’t