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Demented all to hell.

I think he absorbs the opinion of anyone who talks to him like a big boy because being evil for 200 years has left him with half a functioning brain cell

Oh god you /CAN/ Steven universe this guy LMAO

I saw it can make your teeth FALL OUT and I immediately stopped family planning lol.

Don’t matter

Also I have the BARE MINIMUM brain power needed to live, if I can do it with my two or three brain cells YOU can do it.

“You must’ve had a great childhood if you had no problems learning to read then 🙄” I came from a moldy trailer with no electricity in the Appalachian backwoods. Just pick up the damn book. Yehaw

Don’t know the meaning of a word???
Simply google it and you will find what you seek.

We read that shit in 5th grade. Set the kids up with a windows XP with reader rabbit installed RIGHT NOW.

If you’re 20 years old and you can’t parse 100 year old writing in a book that does NOT have extremely flowery writing I have no hope for you sorry.

The last 3 left in my shop.
I have international shipping to Canada and Europe enabled.

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Hate that I have painful water balloons. I do not like that I have to wear socks that squeeze out the piss or use a machine to squeeze my legs when they swell up.

Edema makes me embarrassed to have legs

2 or 3 still left! :)
International shipping is on for these too.

I don’t want to do that. You can’t make me.

Last night I dreamt that my wife was mad at me bc I wouldn’t go with her to spend 15 hours getting her “USPS approved anime portrait” drawn. It was just a little guy with color pencils and he wouldn’t accept photos for “security reasons”. You just had to sit from 3am to 9pm while he did his thang.

I’m sorry for imagining a dinosaur plague. Apology video soon.

Orphanages too. No one will be spared. They’ll learn to knock on doors.

And they’re taller

You’ll see stories in the news of them landing on a cruise ship and slaughtering 800+ people

And they’ll fly in flocks of no less than 60. They can cross oceans no problem because they don’t need to eat or sleep anymore.

They should invent a cassowary that can fly

Mirthwood

It's the lady we're talking about

Canvases ordered. It will be done

This is a post from last year but thank you lol

Maybe some more sloppy creeps like this soon 🤔

Imagine you have infinite wealth but you’re so bitchless that you have to pay people to make a robot that glazes you more than a Krispy Kreme