our shop is closed. you don’t need a hat. go donate to anyone in need or any orgs putting in the work
30.01.2026 05:10 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
kyd labs and brooklyn monarch require you document your gender identity to access tickets you’ve already paid for. pervert behavior
why the fuck is gender identity required to access a ticket i already paid for. perverts
23.01.2026 15:48 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
any app that asks for access to your contacts is a fucking cop
20.01.2026 22:30 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The Turing test is over. Not because bots are intelligent enough to pass for human, but because people are no longer intelligent enough to pass for people. Wonder if Alan Turing saw this one coming?
19.01.2026 15:58 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
screenshot of the tv show bob’s burgers where louise is holding a potato decorated to look like tina. it vaguely resembles the no idea records stressface logo
🫵 stressface
23.12.2025 16:43 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
grossed out by how many of u still give spotify money
03.12.2025 17:23 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
No streaming service is perfect, but you can absolutely do better than Spotify.
03.12.2025 14:58 — 👍 17 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 2
As all these Spotify Wrapped posts pop up I'd like to add that in the last calendar year their CEO invested $600 mil-plus in military AI drone technology, they ran ICE recruitment ads and refused to stop, and they've also done nothing to combat a huge influx of AI-generated music on the platform.
03.12.2025 14:57 — 👍 60 🔁 34 💬 1 📌 1
two people did it! they both said they have been intending to do it, but just needed a little nudge!!!
inconsequential? probably. still worth doing? absolutely.
29.11.2025 17:09 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
is this good business? no. do i care? no.
28.11.2025 23:18 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
you could not waterboard this out of me
28.11.2025 15:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thanksgiving plate with a drink koozie that says “do you guys ever think about billionaires dying?”
Do you guys ever think about billionaires dying?
28.11.2025 00:32 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
yes
24.11.2025 00:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
fest 23, fest 22, fest 21, fest 20, fest 19, fest 18, fest 17, fest 16, fest 15, fest 14, fest 13, fest 12 guide, fest 11 web app sponsored by punk’dnews, popspotter, other apps i worked on but won’t claim public attribution for,
24.11.2025 00:45 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
You know how you can tell who the Dems are when you visit the Capitol it's real easy they're the morons with a "KICK ME" sign taped to their back like George McFly
17.11.2025 14:29 — 👍 310 🔁 27 💬 11 📌 0
what if i invented a dating app that actually verified men’s heights and highlighted on their profile how tall they claim to be next to how tall they actually are
14.11.2025 01:05 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
paying the new york times for ANYTHING is officially transphobic (well it has been for a while now). i don’t make the rules
12.11.2025 23:28 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
@schumer.senate.gov fought zohran mamdani harder than he will fight this.
is he in the files too?
12.11.2025 15:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
her jersey is going straight into the insider trading hall of fame
06.11.2025 17:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
shoutout to @hellgatenyc.com for filming a puddle of piss next to a urinal at the cuomo party. lmao
05.11.2025 03:37 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
GET FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED
05.11.2025 03:28 — 👍 2191 🔁 191 💬 55 📌 53
why is this mayoral election different than all other mayoral elections?
in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.
14.07.2025 22:16 — 👍 6299 🔁 793 💬 69 📌 45
Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
05.11.2025 02:52 — 👍 12354 🔁 1173 💬 220 📌 57
05.11.2025 00:30 — 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1
a plant based meat alternative titled “me’eat”
ME’EAT ME AT THE RESERVOIR
05.11.2025 01:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
YO VOTE ON THE WORKING FAMILIES PARTY LINE FOR ZOHRAN.
NOT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY LINE.
IT COUNTS THE SAME, AND IT DOESN’T REWARD THE PARTY MURDERING CIVILIANS AND HOLDING EVERYONE’S RIGHTS HOSTAGE UNLESS YOU PAY THEM VIA FUNDRAISING EMAIL.
TUESDAY WE END THE SEX PEST’S CAREER.
02.11.2025 23:30 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
ya ever think about how many nyc polling places are in elementary schools and how republicans never win in nyc elections and how certain types of people aren’t legally allowed near schools
02.11.2025 21:13 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
if this tour doesn’t kill you, ai will
@puptheband.bsky.social
29.10.2025 04:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
rockstars
29.10.2025 02:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
