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@stevewozniak.bsky.social

FEST app guy. Chilluminati. Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater hall of famer. Korean living in America. That’s my real name. I’m not changing it and your comments about it are all bad.

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On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀

06.08.2025 00:47 — 👍 6594    🔁 1556    💬 215    📌 364
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i love futurama it’s one of my favorite shows

05.08.2025 15:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If anyone ever creates an AI version of me after I die you have my full endorsement and support to kill them with a blunt object. If it's while I'm alive I'll do it.

05.08.2025 13:38 — 👍 132    🔁 8    💬 5    📌 0
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Substack’s “Nazi problem” won’t go away after push notification apology Substack may be legitimizing neo-Nazis as “thought leaders,” researcher warns.

i’m not exaggerating

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

04.08.2025 22:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

of course this guy hosts a show on SwastikaNet (substack)

04.08.2025 22:01 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Google’s healthcare AI made up a body part — what happens when doctors don’t notice? The basilar ganglia does not exist.

I don't think AI is ready for medicine but Google sure thinks otherwise www.theverge.com/health/71804...

04.08.2025 15:17 — 👍 99    🔁 29    💬 4    📌 6

definitive proof that all those miserable spam texts you hate and can’t get rid of aren’t even raising money for the candidates they say they are

shut the entire machine down immediately

03.08.2025 18:48 — 👍 1350    🔁 448    💬 29    📌 3
Sign that says “Immigrants welcome, ICE NOT/ Free Palestine” on the front of the Astoria Food Pantry in Queens.

Sign that says “Immigrants welcome, ICE NOT/ Free Palestine” on the front of the Astoria Food Pantry in Queens.

Please consider giving to the Astoria Food Pantry, which serves immigrants in Queens, many of whom have been prevented from going to work because of fear of ICE raids. The line of those waiting for food was down the block when I passed by today. www.astoriafoodpantry.com/donate-money...

02.08.2025 19:54 — 👍 1197    🔁 473    💬 4    📌 13
a photo of an aquarium exhibit titled “spineless hall of fame - prepare to be amazed by these extreme spineless superstars”

a photo of an aquarium exhibit titled “spineless hall of fame - prepare to be amazed by these extreme spineless superstars”

i visited the DNC yesterday

03.08.2025 17:45 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
a photo of an aquarium exhibit titled “spineless hall of fame - prepare to be amazed by these extreme spineless superstars”

a photo of an aquarium exhibit titled “spineless hall of fame - prepare to be amazed by these extreme spineless superstars”

hey hakeem! they’re setting up your exhibit at the new york aquarium

03.08.2025 17:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
description of the movie blink twice claiming that zoë kravitz co wrote the script with E.T.

description of the movie blink twice claiming that zoë kravitz co wrote the script with E.T.

an animated gif of E.T. the extra terrestrial vibing

an animated gif of E.T. the extra terrestrial vibing

they took our jobs

03.08.2025 16:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a screenshot of a bunch of car dorks named george and oscar talking about t bone

a screenshot of a bunch of car dorks named george and oscar talking about t bone

arrested development season 6

03.08.2025 16:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hit too close to home? bsky.app/profile/stev...

03.08.2025 13:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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mariah carey is wearing trans colors and a jacket that says "protect the dolls" on the back at Brighton pride tonight 🤌

03.08.2025 02:41 — 👍 2461    🔁 471    💬 1    📌 0
Alan Dershowitz looking like absolute shit filming the police cause he was shut down at the farmers market

Alan Dershowitz looking like absolute shit filming the police cause he was shut down at the farmers market

Please commit this picture of Alan Dershowitz filming the police to memory so my Halloween costume makes sense

03.08.2025 00:53 — 👍 3005    🔁 274    💬 86    📌 34
photo of an aquarium exhibit titled “SPINELESS HALL OF FAME”

photo of an aquarium exhibit titled “SPINELESS HALL OF FAME”

I’m at the futurama head museum of the @democrats.org . @schumer.senate.gov where you at?

02.08.2025 17:32 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
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chicken soup for the archaeologist’s soul

01.08.2025 20:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the entire republican party is currently involved in a cover up involving the worlds most notorious underage sex trafficking ring

01.08.2025 15:08 — 👍 4370    🔁 1451    💬 91    📌 33
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What a fuckin idiot. He got what he deserves with his racist ass. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

31.07.2025 09:47 — 👍 170    🔁 49    💬 19    📌 42

hello sharks, i’m here seeking investors in my latest venture: a mandatory breathalyzer for boat ignitions

🫵

01.08.2025 13:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i’d stay away from this guy anywhere near water tbqh

01.08.2025 13:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

new from the nyt: how zohran mamdani's pervasive and unchecked socialist influence led a previously unblemished political titan down a dark path

01.08.2025 12:25 — 👍 368    🔁 55    💬 0    📌 0
agrowingculture

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This morning, Israeli forces raided and demolished the Seed Multiplication Unit of the Union of Agricultural Work Committees' (UAWC) national seed bank in Hebron.

Using bulldozers and heavy machinery, the Israeli army destroyed the storage warehouses and infrastructure where essential equipment, seed materials, and tools for indigenous seed reproduction were kept.

This is not just an attack on a building-its an attack on Palestinian food sovereignty, biodiversity and cultural memory.

agrowingculture 3 hours ago 2/5 This morning, Israeli forces raided and demolished the Seed Multiplication Unit of the Union of Agricultural Work Committees' (UAWC) national seed bank in Hebron. Using bulldozers and heavy machinery, the Israeli army destroyed the storage warehouses and infrastructure where essential equipment, seed materials, and tools for indigenous seed reproduction were kept. This is not just an attack on a building-its an attack on Palestinian food sovereignty, biodiversity and cultural memory.

Israel destroyed a Palestinian seed bank today. This is such a specific kind of evil, targeting literal hope for the future. Attempting to further alienate Palestinians from their home and land. So much destroyed just for the sake of destroying. It's awful.

01.08.2025 00:38 — 👍 6160    🔁 3574    💬 1    📌 0
stevewozniak (@stevewozniak@mastodon.social) new distro: labubuntu

mastodon.social/@stevewoznia...

31.07.2025 23:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ms. Rachel grew up on Mister Rogers. Now she’s carrying on his legacy. The YouTube star wants her audiences — adults and children alike — to see the humanity of all people.

I was moved to tears. Ms. Rachel isn't a new Mr. Rogers -- she's in a league of her own. www.washingtonpost.com/parenting/in...

31.07.2025 20:48 — 👍 100    🔁 11    💬 2    📌 1
I’m joining the war on ms. rachel on the side of ms. rachel meme

I’m joining the war on ms. rachel on the side of ms. rachel meme

31.07.2025 18:51 — 👍 163    🔁 38    💬 1    📌 2

Context: he wrote "nature is healing" in response to someone saying they saw a cop crying in his car because Trump lost in 2020.

31.07.2025 17:34 — 👍 1770    🔁 308    💬 29    📌 17

yeah they’ll be too busy going on dates

31.07.2025 11:11 — 👍 265    🔁 37    💬 1    📌 0

organizing music festivals is one of my actual favorite overlaps with @stevewoz.bsky.social

i’ve never talked with him directly. but i suspect we do it for the same reason (love for music and creating space designed for others, not for private equity and maximum profitability)

31.07.2025 15:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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