Israel Defense Farces

Israel Defense Farces

@israeldefenseforce.bsky.social

Worlds Most Moral Bluesky Parody Account

1,289 Followers 14 Following 25 Posts Joined Nov 2023
1 year ago

Just like we take out Palestinian children! לַחַיִּים

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1 year ago

We appreciate that you hate Muslims as much as we do
Am Yisrael Chai 🇮🇱🎗️

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1 year ago

We fire, they cease fire. We're the most moral, after all.

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1 year ago

Nah bitch, you work for us. Shut up and talk more about Israel.

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1 year ago

It's so good. It's like staring into the glow of banned white phosphorus munitions. Netflix has a winner.

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1 year ago

Fascist regimes? We don't know her

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1 year ago
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lol got you dweebs we'll do a ceasefire but only if we don't have to cease fire

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1 year ago
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Thank you all so much for having such flexible and specifically-applied morals, we really appreciate it.

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1 year ago

Democracy is overrated

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1 year ago

I'd like to find out more as well. Is there a newsletter I can subscribe to?

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1 year ago

Haaretz is Hamas! Democracy is whatever our glorious leader says it is.

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1 year ago

This is antisemitic!

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1 year ago

Correct! We prefer them alive despite bombing the entire strip and preventing food and clean water from entering.

Bonus points if they're breathing!! Extra $1M

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1 year ago

Not putting me in your starter pack is Antisemitic

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1 year ago
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.@haaretzcom.bsky.social is Hamas, confirmed!
Thanks @washingtonpost.com @postopinions.bsky.social we'll make sure our excellent lawyers cover you guys as well at the Hague :)

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1 year ago
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A special thank you to the @washingtonpost.com @postopinions.bsky.social editorial board for the cover! We promise we don't think there's any Hamas in any tunnels under your offices (Not yet at least! 😉) Keep it up!

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1 year ago

Everyone on here is Hamas!

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1 year ago

We must be allowed to fire on UN peacekeepers or else the UN will simply lose all credibility.

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1 year ago
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We have been reliably informed there are tunnels under the UN headquarters we have provided high quality images of the compound beneath all those delicious human shields

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2 years ago

Thank you for your service, Joanne Carducci!

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2 years ago

If you don't reskeet my posts, you're antisemitic

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2 years ago

We accept any and all calls for ceasefires as long as hostages are returned and we get everything we want and everyone else gets nothing they want

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2 years ago
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No no these people are just camping as a fun recreational activity! Vote for BIden so they can enjoy the great outdoors

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2 years ago
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No no these people are just camping as a fun recreational activity! Vote for BIden so they can enjoy the great outdoors

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2 years ago
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We just took these guys to the beach for a fun day in the sand! We just blindfolded them so it'd be a surprise

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2 years ago

Hello world! We are here to occupy and destroy your skyline. Consider this a warning knock because we're so kind and moral! 😘

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