The Crazy Man™

photograph of two stumpy little tanukis absolutely screaming into the air. the one closer to the foreground has a very indistinct mask and a pink nose

have yall heard about this

It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.

when it came to the actual trick I realized I didn't really know shit about magic and was just going to have to wing it. I sort of cooked something up but then I couldn't get the cards to ignite, but I turned it into a bit and at least got a laugh out of it. Then I woke up

find concrete without the judges noticing I got it on site and didn't bring it with me, so a small group including Cyborg from the animated Teen Titans and Jeff Gerstsmann found some part of a shipping dock made of concrete and I proceeded to punch the ground until I got a ton more concrete powder.

In the one last night, there was a magic competition and I was on Team Fire (i.e. all of our tricks had to include fire) and my trick involved setting a playing card on fire. Unfortunately I forgot to get enough concrete powder to start the fires for the whole team and had to spend time trying to

suckers: tech billionaires are the only ones with the vision to carry us into the coming centuries

tech billionaires: earth is where my haters live, I will burn it with a flamethrower

LL Cool O (Ladies Love Cool [the] Ooze)

Not sure how I never heard this before today, but critical support to the kid who shoved Elon Musk down a flight of stairs in the 1970s

just to be clear it 100% is an op, her mom literally has a dogshit radio show when not being a lawyer for J6 freaks and all and is herself well connected in this shit, this is literally what she went to college for as a career not whatever fake degree she signed up for

No right-wing tech dweebs get to complain about the land use impact of a wind farm ever again

There's been an element of Close-Up Magic/con artistry in my last few dreams and I don't know why that is.

people are extremely ready to put everyone but the sex offenders on the sex offender registry. we know who the predators are and some people will, consciously or unconsciously, project that onto anyone else instead, to create an external villain rather than one granted power in their communities.

2026 is going to be the year of the 40% keyboard, the year where we stand up and say, together as one, that we've had it too good for too long,

I wouldn't want to relive my childhood, but I would like to have already lived it completely differently.

Bro, we gotta kill Taika Waititi

YouTube Wrapped!
This YEAR
YOU WATCHED

Rare Footage of Former China Leader Jiang Zemin Freak Out (With English Subs!)

China Uncensored

Two thousand five hundred and eighty six times

WOW!

AI people are so fucking dumb they made a response to that post using homelander jesus christ it should be illegal to be this dumb

Woke up this morning, got yourself a friend,
Mama always said that Chandler was your friend,

P&G Warns US Sales Down ‘Significantly’ Entering Current Quarter A Procter & Gamble Co. executive said US sales of the product categories the company competes in were down “significantly” in October and probably through November, a cautionary note on American c...

Recession Indicator: The singular company that owns virtually all necessities is seeing a noticeable decline in sale of necessities.

This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.

Oh was Weapons structurally similar to Magnolia? Do you think the mind control was influenced by Kiyoshi Kurosawa? Well the automata parents standing around to fool investigators were stolen outright from Invader Zim. And justice will be done

there is absolutely no rule that says we have to tolerate these people or suffer them to hoard their riches and peddle their poisons. it's a post rules world now! just noting

That’s cool my longterm vision is to put you on a remote island that you can never leave

This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.

I consider these people to be a lower order of primate and think there should be a government agency in charge of doing up their shirt buttons in the right button holes

people fucking HATE coming to their own conclusions for things

Steam's rules are ironclad unless of course you're a middling edgelord game for idiots like Hatred, then Gabe Newell himself will roll out the red carpet just for you

Hey man, they don't pay you for engagement on this website, you gotta go to X, the Everything App for that