Joey Chiu

oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis

Man Dems should be spreading far and wide that the federal government is trying to ban prayer

Useful for Cuomo to say that this was an election about the future identity of the Democratic Party in his concession speech. You know. Because he lost.

Hey @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social I'm really happy for you. I hope you do great work and don't have to deal with obstructionist pieces of shit. But also even if they block you at every turn, you turned the entire internet into a Making Fun of Cuomo block party and no one can take that from us ever. 🙏🏽

This is why you can't succumb to nihilism. I know it's SO fucking hard, but that's what the fash want: for us to give up. Fuck them, it's not over

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

BRO THEY'RE JUST STANDING AROUND SILENTLY WHILE "AFRICA" BLASTS ON THE SPEAKERS 😭😭😭😭

Jeff Gerstmann is still a threat

Them setting all their money on fire pointlessly technically combats inflation.

They wasted soooooooo much money.

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how it feels

It turns out that when you don’t speak to voters under 40 with absolute contempt AND run on policies that would actually improve their lives instead of weasel words that were focus-tested more than a car commercial,

They’ll actually come out and vote! Who would’ve thought!

Yes.

All three of his movies. All three of them.

Three.

Gonna rewatch the documentary about him failing to take down Herbalife and every scene is of him looking like he was about to cry.

The zombie head of Dick Cheney I made as a centerpiece for my 2007 Halloween party is here to remind you that people fuckin HATED that guy for very good reasons, and you do not under any circumstances, in life or in death, gotta hand it to him. More important than ever to say: good fuckin riddance.

hwarr

hazz dgjyeing'd

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Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss

The waste, fraud, and abuse guys are awfully quiet these days.

AND, it's nigh-impossible to get the game cases out of those slots.

And it's only nigh-impossible and not impossible because you have to apply so much force in getting them back out from those notches that the risk of damaging those cases is absurdly high. DX

lfg

had to put this one together from the archives but: called it again

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We Hurt People

Holy shit it's not just me.

Makoto Yukimura was worried that Vinland Saga's farming arc and "I have no enemies" moment was a gamble that readers wouldn't like. I told him about the J. Cole meme from the Kendrick Lamar and Drake rap beef. This is how he reacted.

Once again - the first time I saw these in person, they were being worn by scalpers and obviously being used to surveil folks. That's the type of person these appeal to, even if others supposedly exist

They'll call it "The Vanishment of Momo Ayase" just to give me specifically a stroke.

The super-cynic part of my brain is like "Fuck they're also parsing it out like this to maybe make this into a movie aren't they"

It takes 35 years for an olive tree to fully mature and create a decent amount of olives. These trees can live centuries. One on the isle of Crete is possibly over 4,000 years old.

This is a genocidal destruction of culture in an effort to ethnically cleanse the region.

Fuck the IDF.