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Carrie Underwood - a singer best known for a song about leaving a man who cheated on her - is performing at the inauguration of a man who cheated on his wife with a porn star a week after she gave birth to their child. Make it make sense.

I almost share a birthday with Garnet?? Wow.

I removed all of the Jason Aldean songs off my playlists months ago, and now I have to remove Carrie Underwood. Guess the only country I'm listening to is Dolly, Reba, and The Chicks. No one else is safe.

Having a tummy ache feels like my health bar is depleting by -1 every second.

Carrie Underwood has gone from singing disapprovingly about an unfaithful man to singing approvingly *to* an unfaithful man.

A picture of my infant daughter smiling, wearing a red outfit that says "My 1st Christmas" on it with a gold star and Santa. She it wearing a red and white striped bow on her head.

Another picture of my daughter in the same outfit. She is also smiling in this one and looking off to the side.

My little bestie🥹

Hell yeah

Picture of chicken. Text: "Watch for the following symptoms. Swelling around the head and neck. Purple discolorations of wattles and combs, coughing, nasal discharge, lethargy, sudden death without clinical signs, purple discoloration of the legs, watery or green diarrhea

PLEASE DON'T HANDLE OR NURSE SICK BIRDS.
If you're close enough to see these signs, you're too close.

www.cdc.gov/bird-flu/spo....

Can we just admit that we NEED immigrants for our economy to run, from agriculture to high tech?

We’re a goddamn nation of immigrants, aren’t we? Let’s be proud of our immigrant heritage!

My partner and me.

Being a c0mm artist for over a decade is like:

Early days: "What's your character's cup size?"
5 years in: "How big is her chest?"
10+ years: "HOW BOOBILY IS SHE BREASTING?"

Nothing but peak professionalism here. 👌

I don't think I ever got it in TP either. 👀

Hot take.
Final Fantasy VII is not the best FF. It's super popular because of nostalgia. It was a lot of people's first FF. Yes, it has a good story and well-written characters, but it is not the best FF.

shrek from shrek is looking at the camera with a peacock logo in the corner ALT: shrek from shrek is looking at the camera with a peacock logo in the corner

I think they might be flagging it as spam?

But to answer you.

Why would they add something like that😂😂

Wait I never got one of these when I played SS. What is this?

A post by Rev. Benjamin Cremer states, “America isn’t a Christian nation. It is a capitalist nation that has used Christianity as a tool for profit and it continues to do so.”

The truth preached here.

A Link to the Past
Final Fantasy III (VI)
Final Fantasy Mystic Quest

To the people who still say “using refernces is cheating” in 2024; give this to them

Okay then I CHALLENGE YOU to draw an existing tractor from complete memory, you must draw every detail perfect, the brand and logos, the colors, the shades everything must be 100% correct all from your head only

Yaaaaaaaaay!

I haven't shaved my legs since I was like 6 months pregnant back in May or June because of how much effort it is so good job!!

Star Trek The Original Series scene and there's a lot going on here under the surface. We're in a hard to determine place due to low light, and see famous workplace associates Kirk and Spock in uniform. We have soap opera blocking here, with Kirk close in sporting a Zoolander 'Blue Steel' smolder while looking off into the distance dreamily. Spock is one step behind him, but he's staring at Kirk, not the distance. Curious. Closed caption reads, "THE INSATIABLE DESIRE FOR SENSATION AND EXPERIENCE." (Also, good shadow work here across the faces)

Star Trek Voyager scene. We're in the holodeck with Janeway. She's standing facing a fella who's mostly off screen. She looks serious as a heart attack. Closed caption reads, "Delete the wife."

Post a gif of a movie you could watch over and over

A picture of my daughter Micaiah sitting in her pink chair in front of a lit Christmas tree.

A picture of my cat, Zelda, sitting in front of a lit Christmas tree. Zelda is an old, short-haired tortoiseshell cat with green eyes.

We put up our Christmas tree last night. 🩷
Zelda (kitty) was more interested in it than Micaiah.

I've said it once, and I'll say it a million times.
If you can't play a female character led game without being sexually attracted to her, YOU ARE A PORN ADDICT, NOT A GAMER!
Ciri is not ugly. She's just older. You also can't fathom that women get older!

When are people going to realize that Final Fantasy VII is not the best game in the world and other games exist?