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Wayne

@letterkenny.bsky.social

Unbearably good at banter, begrudgingly bad at being serious. Parody? Only if you’re paying attention. Pitter patter.

629 Followers  |  69 Following  |  900 Posts  |  Joined: 07.02.2024
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If yer a fan of Heated Rivalry n yea aint watchin Letterkenny, then yer doin about half the job n expectin full credit.
Thats like readin the last chapter of a book n sayin yea “get the story.” So do yourself a favor; fire up a few episodes.
Tune in for smalltown wisdom yew didnt know yea needed.

06.03.2026 15:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bud yer softer than a Cinnabon sampler

06.03.2026 14:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bud says hes done his research.
Turns out his research is three podcasts n a guy named Randy with a ring light
Hard no
#FigureItOut

05.03.2026 19:52 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Shoresy took a one way Tanis ticket from chirpin in the rink to headlining his own show, now hes got folks actin like they always knew he was the second comin of Don Cherry’s suit game.

04.03.2026 14:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Keep up the good work, yer doin terrific

04.03.2026 14:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Slower*

04.03.2026 14:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hear Hear

04.03.2026 14:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As long as you don’t call em Newfie

04.03.2026 14:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck can they run though

02.03.2026 21:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ive met a million guys like em, n hes the worst of them all. Clean it up, but keep it tidy, cuz hes a fuckin’ mess

02.03.2026 21:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can confirm

02.03.2026 20:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Keep it up, yer doin terrific

02.03.2026 20:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Daw

02.03.2026 20:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Couple nutsacks that would grab a monkey by the tit

02.03.2026 20:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can confirm

02.03.2026 17:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If yer gonna thump the Bible with one hand n press the launch button with the other, ye might wanna stop n ask which one yew actually believe in. Salvation Sunday Missile Monday #FigureItOut

01.03.2026 22:18 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Let’s take about 5-10% off er there

01.03.2026 10:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Theres an impossible amount of good lookin girls in Sudsburry

27.02.2026 18:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can confirm

27.02.2026 18:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It teaches ye anything, it’s that common sense sounds an awful lot like philosophy when people actually use it

27.02.2026 18:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Couple nutsacks thatll grab a monkey by the tit

27.02.2026 18:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shows quick, jokes are quicker n if yea blink yer miss three of em an a life lesson tucked in behind the chirps
So settle in, pay attention, n run it back. Good comedys like good work; worth doin right, and worth doin twice

27.02.2026 02:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Degen

27.02.2026 01:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can confirm

27.02.2026 01:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck can they run though

27.02.2026 01:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

USA womens hockey turns down degens visit to White House , yet accepts Flava Flavs party in Vegas….. Suggest you let that one marinate #FigureItOut

26.02.2026 20:06 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can confirm

18.02.2026 00:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Embarrassing

10.02.2026 03:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Too Much FUN

10.02.2026 03:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re doin terrific

10.02.2026 03:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0